Minecraft SMP: GracelessGamerJordaynne | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Animals Bred:	98	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a little bit of drama.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about Jordaynne Grace and Megan Bayne. These two players were once best friends, building beautiful structures together and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. But one day, Jordaynne accidentally set off a TNT trap that almost injured poor Megan! It was a hilarious disaster that had us all laughing for days.

So if you want to be a part of a server where anything can happen, where friendships are tested and alliances are formed, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always watch your back. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our Minecraft SMP!

ExBuzzedStepMommaCraft

affair partner, blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, emotions, ex-wife drama, ExBuzzedStepMommaCraft, family dynamics, haircuts, overreacting, parenting roles, relationships, step-parenting, stepdad, stepfamily, stepmom, stepson’s feelings, stepson’s haircut, trust issues

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4418
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as intense as a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where step-parenting drama unfolds like a reality TV show. Picture this: a stepmom, a cheating ex-wife, and a haircut gone wrong. Who needs Netflix when you have our server?

Witness the epic battle over who gets to cut a child’s hair – it’s a showdown you won’t want to miss. Will the stepmom prevail or will the cheating ex-wife and her affair partner have the final say?

Join us for the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have step-parenting drama to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server now!

FetishCraft: Blocky Bedrock Bizarre

bedrock, BIZARRE, bizarre fetishes, blocky, current partner, fetish discovery, fetish discussion, fetish experiences, fetish exploration, fetish revelations, fetish secrets, fetish sharing, fetish stories, fetish surprises, FetishCraft, kink discovery, kink exploration, partner fetish, past partner, sexual preferences, strange fetish, unique fetishes, unusual fetish, weird fetish

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Astral Projections Made:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Villages Defended:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but building and mining? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and even crazier players.

Our server is home to the most eccentric group of Minecraft enthusiasts you’ll ever meet. From building giant statues of llamas to hosting epic dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society dedicated to uncovering the weirdest fetishes of our players. You won’t believe some of the things we’ve discovered! Join us if you dare to uncover the truth about your fellow Minecrafters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

CoupCraft2022

2022 election, Accountability, Attempting a Coup, bolsonaro, Brazil, Brazilian politics, charges, constitutional crisis, Corruption, CoupCraft2022, Democracy, election results, Government, Impeachment, legal action, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, power struggle, president, Rule of Law, south america

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7867
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Animals Bred:	197	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we charge bolsonaro with attempting a coup after he lost the 2022 election. we got crazy battles and epic quests to take down the evil dictator. join us and be a hero in this wild virtual world. plus, we got free virtual tacos for all new players cuz why not? let’s overthrow some corrupt leaders and have a blast doing it. u in?

Looped Minds: Dual BCI Fun

Artificial Intelligence, BCI, brain research, brain science, brain-computer interface, Breakthrough, Chinese researchers, collaboration, cutting-edge technology, DUAL, dual-loop, Fun, human-machine mutual learning, innovation, Looped, machine learning, medical technology, Minds.., neuroengineering, neuroscience, neurotechnology, non-invasive BCI system, research, scientific advancement, Technology

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

so like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where you can like, use your brain to control everything! like, chinese researchers made this mind-blowing ‘dual-loop’ thingy that lets you control stuff in the game just by thinking about it! it’s like telekinesis but in minecraft, bro!

you can like, make friends with the mobs and teach them to do your bidding, or build epic structures just by using your mind power! it’s like being a wizard but in blocky pixel land!

join this server and unlock the true potential of your brain, become a master of the minecraft universe with the power of your thoughts! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s on the cutting edge of technology and stuff? it’s like living in the future, but in minecraft form! so come on, join us and let’s make some mind-blowing memories together!

Mystic Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, Accompaniment, Cardamom, Chattini, chili peppers, condiment, Cooking, Coriander, cumin, flavor enhancer, Flavorful, foodie, fusion cuisine, garlic, Ginger, Haven, homemade, Indian Cuisine, mystic, recipe, spicy sauce, tangy, Versatile

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Hey you, yeah you! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join this server and experience the thrill of mining for magical crystals that will give you superpowers! Fly like a chicken, shoot fireballs from your eyes, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the most epic dance parties every Friday night. Get ready to bust a move with your blocky buddies and show off your best creeper impression.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). See you on the other side, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

CraftyRoomie Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, college campus, CraftyRoomie, creepy behavior, DISRESPECTFUL, invasion of privacy, LGBTQ, Minecraft, personal space, roommate, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate problems, roommate relationships, Server, setting boundaries, sexual harassment, student housing, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	New Chunks Explored:	700752
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from creepy roommates and live in a world where boundaries actually exist!

Join us if you’re tired of someone constantly invading your personal space and making weird comments about your relationships. Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream home without worrying about someone lurking behind you while you cook or watching your every move.

We promise no one will ask you to use your kitchen supplies and leave stains all over them, or judge your gaming skills from the couch. Plus, our community is full of respectful players who won’t make you feel uncomfortable with inappropriate questions about dominance.

So come on over and start fresh in a world where you can set boundaries and actually have them respected. Say goodbye to creepy roommates and hello to a fun and safe Minecraft experience!

Mom’s Minecraft Mansion

aita, Arguing, bothered, Boyfriend, deal with it, family conflict, House, irritated, kicked out, MANSION, Minecraft, moms, not talking, School, sex, stressed, Teen, Testing, tired, weekends, work, yelled at mom, Younger Brother

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Votes:	4652	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Are you tired of hearing your mom and her boyfriend do the dirty deed every night? Do you need a break from the awkwardness of living with a sex-crazed couple? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the sounds of passion and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with your mom’s bedroom antics. You can create your own world, far away from the moans and groans that haunt your dreams. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep it down.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward encounters forever. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft? Trust us, it’s way more fun than listening to your mom and her boyfriend getting it on every night.

BlockBusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, chevron, corporate downsizing, Doge, economic impact, economic instability, Economy, financial crisis, job cuts, job insecurity, job loss, job market, job security, job uncertainty, labor market, Layoffs, layoffs trend, recession, Southwest Airlines, unemployment, workforce reduction

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9598
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	996025	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Villages Defended:	7

Are you tired of the real world economy going down the drain? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only layoffs you’ll see are when creepers blow up your house! No more worrying about Doge or Chevron, just focus on building your dream world with unlimited resources and endless fun. Who needs Southwest Airlines when you can fly around on a dragon in the virtual world? Join us now and escape the real world chaos for good!

Cosmic Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, circumcised, circumcision controversy, circumcision debate, circumcision myths, Cosmic, Crafters, Cum, ejaculation, Foreskin, genital hygiene, genitalia, male anatomy, male circumcision, male reproductive system, penises, reproductive health, sexual function, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, uncircumcised

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	363
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out if uncircumcised penises really do have more cum!

We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!

BlockyFamilyDrama

abandonment, Abuse, addiction, BETRAYAL, BlockyFamilyDrama, boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, dishonesty, emotional trauma, family conflict, financial issues, irreparable damage, lack of respect, Manipulation, mental health issues, neglect, toxic relationship, trust broken, unforgivable actions, unresolved issues, values clash

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Divine Spears Created:	25
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	183
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your family baggage behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world where the only family you need is your fellow players. Who needs Aunt Karen’s passive-aggressive comments when you can be building a castle with your new BFFs? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a new Minecraft family on our server!

CraftyPutinLather

Agreement, CraftyPutinLather, Deal, Diplomacy, EXCITEMENT, foreign policy, influence, international relations, Kremlin, lather, Liking, Manipulation, Media, mouthpieces, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, political strategy, Propaganda, putin, russia, US administration

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5527
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

So, like, picture this: You’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle, when suddenly Putin’s mouthpieces start freakin’ out! They’re all like, “OMG, the US administration is makin’ deals that we love!” And you’re just like, “WTF?!”

But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

administrator, auction house, Bounties, Bows, citizen, classic prisons, Community, Contraband, Discord, Gangs, Guards, Moderator, Nonop, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, senior guard, server ip, Swords, warden

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5057
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Mines Excavated:	1298	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Features	Become a Parolee Prestiges Guards Quests Gangs Illegal items The grind Rent a prison cell Basic tools Solitary Confinement Bounties Auction House Parkour challenges and hidden Quests Multiple ways to Earn Money

Ranks

Rank	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	Earn $25,000 in-game
C – $80,000	Earn $80,000 in-game
D – $250,000	Earn $250,000 in-game
E – $800,000	Earn $800,000 in-game
Parolee – $1,500,000	Earn $1,500,000 in-game
Citizen – $2,000,000	Earn $2,000,000 in-game

Guards

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.

Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.

Join Our Server

Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net

Mindset Escape 1.21.4

1.21.4, Escape, mindset

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	106
Void Gems Collected:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.

Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!

MomGriefer69

anger, body image, body shaming, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, eating issues, Emotional Abuse, family, fat shaming, gym, healing, mental health, MomGriefer69, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and explore endless possibilities.

Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.

Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.

And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!

PresidentialMediaControlCraft

advisors, Censorship, Democracy, Executive Order, freedom of press, government control, information control, Journalism, legitimate sources, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, media outlets, News, panel, political agenda, president, PresidentialMediaControlCraft, press freedom, public opinion, public trust

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and his buddies get to decide what news you can trust? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in freedom of information! Join us and together we can overthrow the oppressive regime of fake news and censorship!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!