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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 4227 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 347 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
Join us for mandatory study time where we delve into the world of naked short selling and systemic risk – it’s like a crash course in finance, but with creepers! And don’t forget our daily reminder to stay on top of the latest trades and short restrictions – because nothing says fun like market manipulation in a virtual world.
But the real excitement comes from our temporary alliances with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews – it’s like a virtual Wall Street showdown, but with pickaxes and TNT! And if things get really crazy, we might even have to face off against Citadel as the final boss, with the DTCC and FDIC as our unlikely allies.
So grab your diamond sword and join us on this wild ride through the world of Minecraft finance. Just remember, always check your broker and clearing house to ensure you’re not rugpulled – because in this server, anything can happen!