Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com for a wild ride filled with mandatory study time, naked short selling, and a final boss battle against Citadel with the DTCC and FDIC as backup insurance.

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades that will make your head spin, current trade halts and short restrictions that will have you questioning reality, and a temporary alliance with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews (don’t worry, we can go back to hating each other later).

Don’t believe everything you read in Reddit DDs, use your brain and check your broker to avoid being rugpulled. And if that’s not enough, we have quarterly movements, equity total return swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, short interest, and futures roll periods to keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to always remember: sneed hedgies. See you there!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ProCrafting

PvP, Skywars

Skywars (work in progress) we try to allow you to have fun and enjoy the server. This server is recommended for people that live in Oceania as it is located in Australia.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Animals Bred:	124	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minezgenz not owner

hi its a gens server i am not the owner.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Ourcraft

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvP, Raiding

Faction server with a plot twist, obsidian has physics and there are new weapons and explosives. Without pay to win, the ranks are completely aesthetic.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PoliceCraftSurvival

Survival

A fun minecraft server to play with your friends!

You can do whatever you want. There aren’t really any big rules exept don’t hack, spam in chat, or doing anything that you should be punished for.Basic hacking such as x-raying, pvp, or movement based hacks (flying, slowfall things like that are movement hacks)

Spamming in chat

Saying or doing inappropriate things.

Advertisement (Things like your youtube channel or another server being spammed in chat, but it’s ok to say to your friends something on the lines of, “hey do you wanna play on this other server called _____? I’m getting a bit tired of this one.”)

Cyberbullying (bullying online)

Saying hurtful and/or not nice things in chat to people (things like, “ur ugly”)

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ZephCraft

Survival, Vanilla

ZephCraft is a family friendly, builder friendly semi-vanilla server. We use epic terrain generation and love the survival aspect of the game. Come join our community today!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Zombie Dances:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DeadBlood

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

—[ Dead Blood ]—

Version: 1.8.x / 1.9.x / 1.10.x / 1.11.x / 1.12.x / 1.13.x / 1.14.x / 1.15.x Modality:

– Survival

Important information:

This Survival has fewer power limitations that the vanilla one would not have. Example: When you kill a hostile mob you have a chance of giving you an armor part or tool with sockets or enchantments. For a long time you will be able to face “Bosses” who will give you essences with which to improve your equipment. Enter the server to discover more things. And try our great DeadPass.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Emeralds Found:	3730	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Zombielandmc

Auction, Crates, Player Warps, Survival, Zombie Survival

Hello! We’re a brand new SMP/Semi-Vanilla server looking for players. We’re ran by a server owner veteran and we aim to make a fun unique experience! We offer custom levelling for mobs, AuctionHouse and a lot more! We’ve decided to open an open beta for everyone, so come check us out!

Note: We use Tissou’s Zombie Pack to make zombies more immersive. It is optional however.

Note: ALL hostile mobs except zombies and nether mobs are disabled. You can trade rotten flesh for various items at spawn.

Features:

– /sethome and /home

– AuctionHouse and PlayerWarps (beta)

– Levelled Mobs

– Custom spawn area with vendors, crates

– Custom RTP system

– Zombies drop crate keys

And more!!!

Seasons:

We plan to switch out maps every 6 months. This may change based on user feedback though. Come join us!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Love Letters Sent:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CoinMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

CoinMC Skyblock – Fun Events – Paypal Rewards – Custom Enchantments – Competitive Skyblock – Always something to do – Tokens and Money – Envoys – Need Staff

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	51	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Jay 3zee

Active

Server IP: jaybhaiya_yt.aternos.me:44129

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Onxx

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

A Minecraft server built to please its players. Come play on our Semi-Vanilla server, where survival is fit to every players needs, we hear you and we got it done! Join and enjoy our custom plugins filled with amazing feature to make your gaming experience a memorable one!

Ever miss the old minecraft pvp/hitting mechanics? Well on our server we bring you back to the 1.7 pvp/hitting mechanics so killing mobs and pvping got alot more interesting.

We have a friendly community and active staff Members/Owners. Come on join us and be part of the Family!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Darkzonemc

MCMMO, Minigames, Multiplayer Survival, Pve Survival, PvP, smp

We are a SMP/PVP/MiniGame Server with a new twist on how we do things.We have custom items and cool gear to play with that players can all earn by voting or simply playing on the server.We have DarkZones which is areas where players who are playing survival can enter into a PVP world and the only way out is to extract with timers. But beware players can raid and steal from you while you are in the DarkZones.Rare custom loot with 3d models and textures with high end premium plugins like AdvancedEnchantments,Battlepass,Casino,Guilds, and many more!We offer a rich complex admin team with over 30 years combined of running and managing a community. We are all in our late 20’s and still able to make this a fun enviroment for all ages.Come join us and find out can you survive a DarkZone.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

VigridrMC

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

](BRAND NEW SERVER AS OF 5/1/2020) *VígrídrMC tries to imitate classic HardcoreFactions with Anarchy. FEATURES: -MC 1.8 LEGACY PVP -DEDICATED 24/7 PREMIUM SERVER HOSTING FOR NO LAG -Hardcore Factions -Raiding -Griefing -TNTable Obsidian (Durablity 10) -Blocks TNTable underwater (with more durablity) -Auction House -Disabled ChorusFruit, ShulkerBoxes and EnderChests -Enemies can open containers in your claimed land -Creeper Eggs

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	990103	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PlayBoxxClans

Factions

Brand new server offering tons of opportunities and freedom. Experience our server with clans, shops, crates, ranks, and more today!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1859	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Star Shards Collected:	98

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Immortal factions

Factions, Jobs, MCMMO, PvP, Quests

WELCOME TO IMMORTAL FACTIONS!!!

From 1.8 to 1.19.4, the ip is: immortal-factions.com

Discord: https://discord.gg/fksyjJSy6z

This server is a fresh start for everyone and have amazing perks and fun things to do 🙂

Join this beautiful community now!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dolly Server

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Free server. Invite your friends to get together and get along!But be ware, it is not permeted hack at the risk of getting banned forever.I hope you have fun, enjoy!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.