Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com for a wild ride filled with mandatory study time, naked short selling, and a final boss battle against Citadel with the DTCC and FDIC as backup insurance.

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades that will make your head spin, current trade halts and short restrictions that will have you questioning reality, and a temporary alliance with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews (don’t worry, we can go back to hating each other later).

Don’t believe everything you read in Reddit DDs, use your brain and check your broker to avoid being rugpulled. And if that’s not enough, we have quarterly movements, equity total return swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, short interest, and futures roll periods to keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to always remember: sneed hedgies. See you there!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
Vanishing Items Found: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Dragons Tamed: 3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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