Minecraft SMP: /gchub/ – Nutty Chestnuts

blobby, chestnuts, chestnutters, christmas eve, Christmas nuts, CHUBBY, chubby characters, chubby furs, Edition, fetishy, Furry, furry community, Furs, Gay, Gay Furry, gchub, hyperfat, IRL images, male characters, mfat, Minecraft, nuts, NUTTY, smp

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4009
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	851112	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to /gchub/ – Chestnutters Edition, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a server full of gay chubby furs who love to build, mine, and have a nutty good time.

Our last threads were so lit, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. From chubby characters to hyperfat males, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we keep the super fetishy stuff to a minimum – we’re all about good vibes and big laughs here.

Are you ready to have some nuts on Christmas Eve? Join us on /gchub/ and get ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, insane stories, and a community like no other. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig in – it’s gonna be a chestnutty good time!

BlockCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Al Jazeera, Al Jazeera ban, Ban, blockcraft, broadcasting, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, Fatah, Government, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, palestine, Politics, press freedom, Report, restrictions, Server, television, Ultimate, West Bank

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join cuz we got a whole bunch of crazy stuff going on. like, one time a player built a giant statue of a chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this secret underground city where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. it’s like the hunger games but with more explosions and flying pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. you gotta join this server if you wanna have the time of your life, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CreeperInvasionStopRussiaUK

Conflict Resolution, CreeperInvasionStopRussiaUK, defensive action, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Invasion, military aggression, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, political tensions, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial integrity, uk, Ukraine, UN Security Council, united nations

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2040
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

so, like, if u want a wild ride in minecraft, u gotta join this server. we got crazier adventures than russia invading ukraine, i swear.

we got creepers that dance the cha cha slide, skeletons that play the kazoo, and zombies that do the macarena. it’s a party in every corner of the map, i tell ya.

plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a rapper in no time. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where the villagers break it down like there’s no tomorrow.

oh, and did i mention our custom-made roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yep, we got that too.

so, if u wanna have a blast and forget all about russia and ukraine drama, come join us on this epic minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Baby Babble Land

Activity, Babble, baby, Cognitive, Communication, correlation, Development, early childhood, growth, heart rate, infant development, INFANTS, Influences, Land, Language, motor skills, physiological, research, speaking, speech development, study, vocalization

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where your heart rate activity influences when infants speak! Like, imagine mining some diamonds and suddenly a baby starts babbling in the chat because your heart rate went up! It’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain heart rate, the babies start rapping. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LampLifesteal

1.8.9, Adventure, auction house, Bounties, Community, Cracked, Creative, Discord, eaglercraft, Economy, Events, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.

This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.

The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.

mc.lamplifesteal.xyz

Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, CASE, Cipher, Code, crime, detective, Enigma, investigation, Mystery, mystic, No. 698170229, puzzle, query, question.., Realms, Riddle, secret, SKY, Thriller, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	153
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6782
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1241
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3376	Star Shards Collected:	120
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Towns Built:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8618
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
New Chunks Explored:	892097	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Crops Grown:	4371

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4303
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4194	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Star Shards Collected:	64
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3194
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Mines Excavated:	2708
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Buildings Constructed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!

CookieCraft SMP

active community, bedrock, CookieCraft, Discord, discord invite, End Reset, Friendly staff, Giveaways, Holiday Celebrations, java, Land Claim, Mini Games, new management, new players, No Whitelist, Play, server currency, Server Events, smooth experience, smp, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6479
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Magic Items Found:	2562	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

CookieCraft SMP Overview

Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Version	1.21.1
Features	Active community, player shops, land claim system, Discord, server events, and more!
Join Java	play.cookiecraftsmp.com
Join Bedrock	bedrock.cookiecraftsmp.com:25565
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/SSr7ZjwJk7

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist. You can join the server directly.

Q: Are there any server events?

A: Yes, there are server events including giveaways, holiday celebrations, mini games, and more.

Q: Can I use /rtp to find a building spot?

A: Yes, all players can use /rtp to find their perfect building spot.

Q: Is there a player economy on the server?

A: Yes, there are player shops and a custom server currency to buy items.

Q: How often is the End reset?

A: The End is reset monthly, providing new end cities and chances to get the dragon egg.

Electro Storm 1.21.3

1.21.3, balloon based nuclear devices, Camp Grip FOB, Canada, Chiang Li, Christopher Wray, CNASR leaks, CPC, critical infrastructure, cyber attack, DHS, Electric Rain, electro, fbi, ground operations, Mexico border, Nathanial Sergio, northern california, Papago Farms FOB, physical sabotage, power grid, rogue actors, Smartmatic election software, Storm, trump, USA phone systems, Volt Typhoon, Whistleblower

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Items Found:	3626
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Votes:	6015
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	7531
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality!

>Electric Rain has nothing on our Volt Typhoon, where you can unleash cyber attacks and physical sabotage on our virtual infrastructure!

>FBI and DHS are compromised? Perfect, join us and become a rogue actor within our government working with the CPC!

>Christopher Wray is complicit? Who cares! We have Trump on our side, fighting against the CPC and making sure he doesn’t regain the presidency!

>Watch out for leaks/info about a mysterious package coming over the Mexico border in August – it’s going to be lit!

>Tunnels leading to Papago Farms FOB and Camp Grip FOB? We’ve got those too, along with ground operations entering through Canada and possibly northern California!

Archived whistleblower threads? More like archived fun times waiting for you on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!