Minecraft SMP: /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, comedy, digital humor, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor board, humor thread, Humour, imageboard, internet culture, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, sarcasm, smp, Thread, WIT

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1101
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Eastern Silk 1.20.1

#Textiles, 1.20.1, art, Asian crafts, Asian thread, craft supplies, Crafting, Cultural, design, diy, eastern, embroidery, embroidery thread, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, needlecraft, needlework, Sewing, silk, stitching, textile art, Traditional

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Animals Bred:	26
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ trip to Asia without leaving your mom’s basement!

We got pandas, bamboo forests, and even ninja villages for you to explore.

And get this, you can ride on a dragon and battle other players in epic kung fu showdowns.

Plus, there’s a secret hot spring where you can chill with geishas and samurais after a long day of mining and crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our Asian adventure on!

SecretSibsMC Server

appease, boardmate, Boyfriend, brother, Chores, Department, Drama, fresh produce, friend group, groceries, husband and wife, Infidelity, love, mutual friend group, negotiator, Party, secret relationship, SecretSibsMC, Server, situationship, vegetable vendors, yard shift

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	191	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Emeralds Found:	384	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can witness the epic love triangle between Alice, her boyfriend, and her boardmate’s brother!

Watch as Alice’s boardmate’s brother goes above and beyond to win her heart, from doing all the chores to driving her around like a chauffeur. And don’t worry, fresh produce from Alice’s family’s vegetable business is included in the deal!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for secret relationships, betrayals, and negotiations that would make even the most seasoned diplomat jealous. Will Alice choose her boyfriend or her boardmate’s brother? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft server! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions.

DoggyStyleCraft

bells on collar, black lab, dark black coat, dog coat, DoggyStyleCraft, lawsuit, nearly blind, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, reflective coat, reflective spray paint, reflective tape, Rural area, Safety, shared road, stubborn neighbor, support dog, Vandalism, VISIBILITY, winter coat, winter months

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	200	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ores Mined:	1165
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Hey there Minecrafters! So, picture this: you’re living in a rural area, minding your own business, when suddenly your blind neighbor’s support dog keeps blending into the dark winter mornings like a ninja in a black coat. You’re just trying to drive to your virtual mine, but you keep almost running over this stealthy pup!

But fear not, for our server has the solution! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging invisible dogs on the road, only to have a hero emerge and save the day with reflective spray paint! Who needs bells when you can have a glowing dog beacon guiding your way?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, just wait until you hear about the neighbor’s step-nephew and his plumbing adventures. It’s a soap opera waiting to happen, folks! So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the danger, and the doggy dilemmas that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs lawsuits when you have virtual adventures like these? Join now and let the chaos begin!

LateLifeLessonsMC SMP

hindsight, late bloomer, LateLifeLessonsMC, life advice, Life Changes, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life learning, life lessons, life mistakes, life realizations, life reflections, life regrets, life revelations, life transformations, Maturity, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9039
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Emeralds Found:	3884
Towns Built:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Meteorites Collected:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this totally epic Minecraft SMP and I learned this lesson way too late in life, like seriously. So, like, I was building this huge castle out of diamond blocks, right? And I didn’t realize until way later that you could actually fly in creative mode. Like, why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner?! I could have saved so much time and effort, ugh.

But anyways, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest adventures and the most hilarious mishaps. Like, one time, we accidentally spawned a million creepers in someone’s house and it was chaos, but also kinda funny. And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken parade around the server. It was so random and weird, but that’s just how we roll.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and nothing makes sense, then you should totally come play with us. We’re always looking for more players to add to our wacky world of blocky madness. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Don’t ask why, just come join the fun!

WarlockWorks

alchemist, Conjurer, Druid, Enchanter, fortune teller, Mage, magician, Medium, mystic, Necromancer, occultist, psychic, Seer, Shaman, Sorcerer, spellcaster, spiritualist, warlock, WarlockWorks, witch doctor, wizard

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with basic bros and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the warlocks, wizards, and witchy men out there!

Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!

UnderseaCraft: EuroBoom!

cables, Communication, critical infrastructure, cybersecurity, data, Defense, Digital, EuroBoom, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, internet, Network, policy, Protection, Risk, SECURITY, Technology, time bomb, undersea infrastructure, UnderseaCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7712
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Star Shards Collected:	84
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12

u ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat and more! we got undersea infrastructure like u never seen before, it’s a security time bomb of fun! join us if u wanna explore the depths of the ocean and maybe even find some hidden treasure. who knows what u might discover in our crazy underwater world! come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam!

NapCraft: Problem-Solving ZZZ

#ProblemSolving, Ability, afternoon nap, brain function, cognitive function, creative problem solving, findings, improve, mental clarity, nap benefits, nap time, Napcraft, new study, problem-solving skills, productivity, research, REST, Sleep, sleep study, SOLVE, study, target problems, zzz.

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	2821	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	4

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER AND U CAN NAP ALL DAY TO BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS!!! U CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS LIKE A WIZARD AFTER A GOOD NAP, U CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IN UR SLEEP!!! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT, IF U NAP ENOUGH TIMES, U CAN FLY IN MINECRAFT WITHOUT A ELYTRA!!! JOIN NOW AND NAP UR WAY TO VICTORY, WOOHOO!!!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6680	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Votes:	6727	Star Shards Collected:	177
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Farms Harvested:	289
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5974
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6898	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	182

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Gods Slained:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!