Minecraft SMP: /g/ Humour Thread | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Aqua Planet SMP

Adventure, Aqua Planet SMP, Bosses, Custom Enchants, Discord, Economy, Enchants, Friends, Fun, Fun Community, great staff, Ip:, Islands, Land claiming, Minecraft, Monsters, oceans, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvE, PvP, Survival, Version, vote parties

Welcome to APSMP! A world like no other, sail the oceans and explore islands. Join, bring your friends, prepare to fight off monsters and bosses while you try to survive!

We have many fun features like Custom Enchants, Player Shops and Player Warps, Vote Parties, Land Claiming, Fun Community, Great Staff!

What are you waiting for? Hop in and have fun!!

↕️ SERVER IP: mc.apsmp.com ↕️ VERSION: latest [1.21.1]

↕️ DISCORD: apsmp.com/discord

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Moony McMoonface: The Almost Vanilla Adventure! Version 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Max8abug, McMoonface, Minecraft, Moonbat, Moony, player events, progress, Reset, Rewards, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Trust, update, Vanilla, Version

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Creative, Survival (no-griefing), Survival (griefing allowed)
Server IP	moonbat.ddns.net
Server Version	1.21.1

FAQ

Q: Can I trust that my progress will be safe on the SMP maps?

A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress will be safe.

Q: Are there player events with survival rewards on the server?

A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards.

Q: Who is the host of Moonbat Minecraft server?

A: Max8abug is the host of Moonbat Minecraft.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Cute Model Minecraft Server

#dare, adorable, Alluring, attractive, beauty, Captivating, challenge, charming, cute, delightful, Enchanting, fashion, Gorgeous, Irresistible, Lovely, Minecraft, MODEL, PRETTY, Server, STRIKING, Stunning, SWEET

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the models are cuter than a basket of kittens wearing tiny top hats! Seriously, we challenge you to find a server with more adorable pixelated creatures roaming around. Our cows have been known to break out into impromptu dance parties, and our chickens are expert beatboxers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can catch it, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as weird and wonderful as the world we’ve created. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can handle the cuteness overload on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Emeralds Found:	8828	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Sushi SMP Star Minecraft Restaurants

culinary indulgence, decadent meals, eating sushi, exclusive dining, expensive food, extravagant meals, fine dining, fine dining experience, foodie experience, gourmet dining, gourmet sushi, high-end restaurants, high-priced sushi, indulgent sushi, lavish dining, luxury dining experience, luxury dining., Michelin star restaurants, Minecraft, premium dining, restaurants, smp, star, sushi, upscale sushi

Are you tired of eating 100 dollar plates of sushi at Michelin star restaurants all alone? Do you find yourself spamming fanfiction on a dead message board just to feel some sort of connection with others? Well, have we got the Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor fashion shows, llama races through Nether portals, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that ensues when this group of misfits comes together in the virtual world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	27	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

RoleBlockerMC

Acting, actress, Audition.., body image, cast meeting, college, decision, deserving, Drama, Experience, Guilt, high school, Jealousy, Júnior, Lead role, role switch, RoleBlockerMC, school play, Senior, talent, Theatre

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama isn’t just for the stage, it’s for the virtual world too! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and intense rivalries as you navigate through the treacherous world of high school drama.

Just like in real life, you’ll encounter jealous seniors who will stop at nothing to steal your spotlight. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and show them who’s boss. Take on the lead role and shine brighter than ever before!

With intense auditions and fierce competition, you’ll have to prove your worth and show off your acting skills. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for drama that you never knew you had. So come on, join us and let the drama unfold in the most epic way possible. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4881	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyLifeChange – Minecraft SMP

CraftyLifeChange, life change, lifestyle change, Minecraft, new beginnings, personal development, personal growth, Positive Change, self actualization, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-change, self-empowerment, self-evolution, self-realization, self-renewal, self-transformation, significant change, smp, transformation

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama wearing sunglasses and a top hat appears out of nowhere. He starts rapping about how this Minecraft SMP is the coolest place to be and how joining will change your life forever.

You see, on this server, we don’t just build houses and farms. We build entire theme parks dedicated to potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes. And every full moon, we have a potato-themed dance party where everyone dresses up as their favorite potato dish.

But that’s not even the best part. We have a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are trying to overthrow the evil sheep empire. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with more feathers and clucking.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of potatoes, llamas, and chicken warriors, then this Minecraft SMP is the place for you. Join us and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NatureCrafters

bird watching, camping, ecotherapy, Favorite way to connect with nature, forest bathing, Hiking, mindfulness in nature, Nature appreciation, nature connection, nature conservation, Nature exploration, nature healing., nature immersion, nature journaling, nature meditation, nature photography, nature therapy, nature walks, NatureCrafters, outdoor activities, star gazing

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate nature lover’s paradise!

Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a friendly pack of wolves who are ready to be your loyal companions. You can ride around on a majestic unicorn through lush forests and crystal clear rivers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take a hot air balloon ride to explore the vast expanse of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive and magical rainbow sheep, who poop out diamonds instead of wool. Yes, you read that right – DIAMONDS. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret garden where the flowers sing and dance to your favorite tunes.

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the whimsical, join our server today and let your imagination run wild!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

HezbaCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, communication disruption, cyber attack, cyber warfare, digital disruption, Disarray, extremist organization, HezbaCraft, hezbollah, information warfare, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military conflict, Minecraft, national security, Pager attack, political turmoil, security breach, Server, technology vulnerability, Terrorism

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it got da most epic pager attack u ever seen. we threw hezbollah into disarray with our epic skills and now we run dis server like bosses. come join us and be part of da chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and zombies doing da cha cha slide. u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else. so come on in and let’s have a blast together. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures. only da bravest and craziest players can find it. r u up for da challenge? join us now and let’s conquer da world of minecraft together!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BoomCraft: Lebanon Edition

Beirut, blast, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Crisis, death toll, Destruction, device, Edition, emergency response, explosions, Incident, International, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, News, Second Wave, Terrorism, Tragedy, Victims, violence, world news

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where explosions are happening left and right. here, the only explosions you’ll see are the ones from creepers blowing up your house! forget about real life drama and come build a fortress to protect yourself from the craziness happening outside. trust us, it’s safer here than in lebanon right now. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any disaster that comes your way. so what are you waiting for? join now and start crafting your way to safety!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Animals Bred:	52	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Emeralds Found:	9150	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Pixel Love Chat – Crafty Couples

Chat, Communication, couples, Crafty, digital communication, digital intimacy, Emotional support, face-to-face support, long distance relationships, love, married participants, online connections, online dating, online relationships, online support, PIXEL, Relationship Building, relationship success, Relationship talk, Social Interaction, social media, social-networking, Technology, virtual connections, virtual support

so, liek, u kno wat wuld make ur relationships even bettr? joining dis EPIC minecraft server, duh!

we gotz da most INSANE community of players who r all about buildin’ and explorin’ together. u can find ur minecraft soulmate here, i swear!

im not even kiddin’, sum ppl hav met their future spouses on dis server. dey started chattin’ while mining for diamonds and now dey r happily married IRL.

so, if u wanna level up ur love life AND ur minecraft skills, u gotta join dis server ASAP. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Gigacraft

Contact, contacto, email, GigaCraft, good time, Hosted, Minecraft, Players, reach out, respectful, rules, Server, spain, Spanish, Survival, survival server, Vanilla

🇬🇧 Welcome to Gigacraft, a vanilla survival server hosted in Spain.

We have two rules: 1. Be respectful to other players 2. Try to have a good time

You can contact us by email at the contact address [arroba] gigacraft.es.

🇬🇧 Welcome to Gigacraft, a vanilla survival server hosted in Spain.

We have two rules: 1. Be respectful to other players 2. Try to have a good time

You may reach out to us via email at contacto [at] gigacraft.es.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Crops Grown:	2501

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Remake Madness Minecraft Server

adaptations, Classics, creativity, Entertainment, Franchises, Future, games, gaming industry, innovation, madness, market demand, Minecraft, Nostalgia, originality, Reboots, remake, Remakes, Sequels, Server, storytelling, Technology, trends, video games

Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day with our outrageous remakes of remakes!

Join us as we take classic Minecraft games and give them a hilarious twist – like playing hide and seek in a world made entirely of cake, or battling it out in a PvP arena where the floor is made of slippery slime blocks!

But that’s not all – we also have insane stories waiting to be discovered, like the legend of the Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions, or the tale of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cheese!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this madness!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Love Letters Sent:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

””what’s this move called?” Minecraft SMP”

called.., Choreography, confusion, Dance, doubt, Identification, inquiry, Label, Minecraft, Move, movement, name.., Performance, query, question.., recognition, Routine, smp, steps, terminology, Title, uncertainty, unknown, whats

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mysterious quests.

Our server is home to the legendary “What’s this move called?” challenge, where players must come up with the most ridiculous and outrageous moves to defeat their opponents in PvP battles. From the “Flaming Chicken Dance” to the “Twerking Tornado,” anything goes in this wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter and uncover the secrets of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always ask yourself, “What’s this move called?”

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BlocktopiaDreams

If you could live anywhere in the world, why not live in our Minecraft server? Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have their own dance parties! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual diamonds are actually worth real money in the real world. So join us and start your journey to becoming a virtual millionaire! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the secret portal to a land of unlimited pizza and unicorns. So why settle for boring old reality when you can live in our epic Minecraft world?

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	153	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

VetoVillagersMC

Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, finland, foreign policy, global decision-making, global governance, global politics, global security, international agreements, International cooperation, international diplomacy, international organizations, international relations, president, single state veto, UN Security Council, united nations, veto power, VetoVillagersMC, world leaders

join our epic minecraft server where we have finland’s president as our mascot and he’s sick of single state vetos so he’s taking matters into his own blocky hands by building a UN Security Council in the game. come join the chaos and help him overthrow the oppressive veto system with your epic building skills and strategic gameplay. plus, there’s a rumor that if you help him succeed, he’ll give you a virtual high five and maybe even a virtual cookie. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Buildings Constructed:	28
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8610	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1