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Players:	98/900	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

play.efcraft.net

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Alien Abductions:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

play.skyempire.org

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

67.211.214.42:25572

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

wolfrealmsreborn.org

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Reality3farms.mcserv.fun

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6219
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

isnserver.net

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9040
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	84	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Animals Bred:	113	Endless Night Skies:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

minecraft.2players1game.com

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5049
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	56	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

51.222.255.222:27000

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	880
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

66.70.237.153:25594

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Dragons Tamed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Void Armor Forged:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

play.cradleofcivilizations.com

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6202
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

play.turtlecraftsmp.com

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7925
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3222
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

play.emeraldsmc.com

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

play.funnymcraft.eu

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	New Chunks Explored:	663509
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

play.synthcraft.eu

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9712
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6402
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6924
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Gods Slained:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	4783	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net