Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Crops Grown:	6524
Dragon Eggs Found:	4471	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mines Excavated:	1864
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

play.hurricanemc.com

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

play.blizzardmc.xyz

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7344
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8248	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9509
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8448	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	6

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	663310	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5745
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2569
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Towns Built:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	179
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	9008	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Crops Grown:	8918	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Dragons Tamed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9430
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Dragon Eggs Found:	4309	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Crops Grown:	8753
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

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