Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2677	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9542
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Crops Grown:	5650	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magic Items Found:	2080	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Zombie Dances:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	6019	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ores Mined:	6132	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Towns Built:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9608
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Potions Brewed:	92	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2169	Dimension Hops:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Farms Harvested:	618	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	84	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Magic Items Found:	5448	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4557
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1430
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	226281
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9094
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	3339	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	230	Votes:	2693
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Dimension Hops:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net