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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4899
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	260	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Reign of Kings

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Zombie Dances:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

NEW SERVER! Reign of Kings is a Lifesteal Kingdoms based server that brings Customization to Minecraft!– The players can choose to join one of the existing kingdoms, or create their own. – The server offers a rich and immersive experience, with custom lore, quests, events, and features. – The server is also constantly updated, with new content and improvements. – The server is open to anyone who wants to join, and welcomes players of all skill levels and play styles. – The server is a friendly and respectful community, where players can have fun, make friends, and create their own stories.

reignofkings.org:25590

Friends Gang

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Friends Gang! Welcome to FRIENDGANG, the ultimate destination for Minecraft players seeking thrilling and action-packed gameplay. Join us for a realm of adventure featuring TNT Run, TNT Tag, and intense PvP battles.

49.12.85.246:8036

HeXHub.net

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9

HeXHub.net is a small server that I run privately on the side and continue to expand. The server runs via a bungee cord system (Velocity) and includes several different servers with different game modes. On HeXHub.net there is a cross-server rights, bans, friends and coin system.Survival Various plugins are installed on the survival server, which improve the experience but in no way significantly change the original vanilla gameplay. I’ve been running the survival server for a good 5 years and only recently started turning it into a bungee cord server. HeXHub.net will primarily remain a vanilla survival server.

hexhub.net

RiftLand

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mines Excavated:	3316	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Villages Defended:	17

Server IP: mc.riftland.com Discord: https://discord.gg/riftland Website: https://riftland.comAbout this server: We have a custom resource pack for furnitures, decorations, and a lot more! We recently added this and are continuously expanding with things every day! You can have tons of fun exploring, building, and surviving in a world with no limits. Our friendly community is waiting for you, where you can buy and sell items, take part in events, earn free crate keys, and so much more! We want everyone to have a safe and enjoyable time, so our server is designed for players of all ages. Join us and let’s have some fun building, exploring, and making friends! Upgrade your perks with in-game money to unlock more homes, and other various upgrades!

mc.riftland.com

FarLandsMC

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Void Gems Collected:	34
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Astral Projections Made:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

FarLands is a friendly semi-vanilla survival server with a few added extras to make gameplay more enjoyable. These include player chest shops, claims, /tpa and warps.

farlandsmc.net

Kingscraft Network

Creative, Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

mc.kingscraft.co.uk:2594

EpikLava

Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

FOUNDED ON APRIL 23, 2019 A GIFT TO ALL CHILDREN AND PLAYERS OUR COMPLETELY INNOVATIVE SERVER FEATURES SURVIVAL EPIC BATTLES AND EPIC PLAYERS

oyna.epiklava.com

The War of the Ring MC

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Alien Abductions:	3
Towns Built:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Description: Step once more into Middle-Earth, and enter the War of the Ring. A team of enthusiastic and dedicated people have come together to bring forward the best Lord of the Rings MineCraft experience out there. Once you enter the world you will start your journey. Select the race you will play as: Mordor Orcs, Rohirric Man, Shire Hobbit and more. Enter into a protected marketplace, and begin your adventure. Go mining in the Misty Mountains for Mithril, or grow pipeweed near Hobbiton. Go seek the treasure of Erebor, or bend the knee to the Dark Lord in Mordor. Bring your friends or make allies to begin to earn Renown across the lands as someone to follow. Build your Seat of Power, and from their grow your armies until you are ready to wage war! Once you have become strong enough, you can become a true King! This is not a game that everyone will win, this is a war! Bring your intellect, cunning, and knowledge to the table if you have any hope of gaining a Ring of Power. Let alone the One Ring…..Step into Middle-Earth one more time at www.wotrmc.com

wotrmc-world1.com

Finmine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	New Chunks Explored:	63952
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

mc.finmine.net

Pvp Legends

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft Factions server! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and competitive world where alliances are forged, battles are waged, and land is conquered. Build your faction, strategize with allies, and engage in epic PvP encounters. Join us for an exhilarating experience where survival depends on both skill and cunning. Will your faction rise to dominance, or will you succumb to the challenges of this unforgiving landscape? Join now and embark on an adventure like no other!

147.135.160.192:25597

Nucklung Junior High School

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to Nucklung SMP – a Minecraft server where your adventure begins and your story unfolds! Immerse yourself in the ultimate gaming experience, available on both Java and Pocket Edition. Our unique Lifesteal SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community-driven world full of thrilling features and endless possibilities.

play.nucklungsmp.fun:55555

Wvnderland

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7480
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Void Gems Collected:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Star Shards Collected:	84
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Welcome to our server! IP : wvnderland.apexmc.co We offer; Balanced player-based economy Custom map-arts by our players Grief prevention Player shops Public warps Player teleport commands Jobs Crates with custom items! Daily rewards A caring support team And much more!

51.81.49.87:25653

Lightcraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

> Welcome to Lightcraft! We’re a mostly vanilla server which lets you play how you like. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed.> Achievement-based Ranks Ranks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up! We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!

104.128.51.213:25585

DreamCraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4231
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Emeralds Found:	3390
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

“Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

mc.dreamcraftmc.uk

NightwolfMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

mc.nightwolfmc.com