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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6902	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8566
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3691
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Crops Grown:	6482	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Farms Harvested:	541	New Chunks Explored:	646416
Gods Slained:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7642
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Farms Harvested:	565	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1940

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3802	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Farms Harvested:	357
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	51	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Star Shards Collected:	122	Runes Activated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7609
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ores Mined:	5194
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	3593	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	360	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Mines Excavated:	2609	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

mcservers.oreo.gg