Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	377	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

TheNodeMC Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2250
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	26	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

play.thenodemc.com

MC Ages

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2508
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

play.mc-ages.com

SourPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

play.sourpvp.net

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Villages Defended:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

blocksmc.com

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8277	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	New Chunks Explored:	690534
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Star Shards Collected:	266	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4691
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Dragons Tamed:	0
Farms Harvested:	486	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Void Armor Forged:	10

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4085
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3103
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Alien Abductions:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6138
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Dimension Hops:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Votes:	5633	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Dragon Eggs Found:	1149

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ores Mined:	9356	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	43
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	5

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc