Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Zombie Dances:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

mc.kriptonpvp.com

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2866	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2969
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

mc.shadowkingdom.org

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Farms Harvested:	739	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

185.248.141.12:1058

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	253
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

play.supercraft.in

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

play.acentramc.com

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

arcaneva.com

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	168	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

mc.skyblade.pro

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Towns Built:	5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	401660
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

ms.storyfortune.net

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

play.obiworldmc.com

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9430
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53

Lifestealmc.net

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	125
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

simplyvanilla.net

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7615
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

play.augustatowny.com

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

play.gravitymc.xyz

Charlie Roleplay

Roleplay

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	6834

== PRYMA SERVER ==Pryma, a fabulous and very strong Kingdom where peace reigned, was once attacked by an evil Sect who burned the kingdom and tried to destroy everything that was left of it. Nobody gave up, the war lasted more than two years… But, in the end, the Kingdom surrendered.Some survivors remained, including Captain Clawes who, with his ship, managed to save much of the remaining population and bring them to the new Kingdom, a safer, more powerful kingdom, which was ready to take back the territory it had lost. Within this kingdom two Guilds were created: the Kadreks and the Oblivions. They were two strong guilds, both with the goal of bringing peace to the Kingdom of Pryma.Now it’s up to you! Find out how the in-game story will evolve! Improve your equipment, defeat the most feared bosses and complete all missions together with your Guild and your Friends!!

mc.charlieroleplay.it

InterstellarMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

interstellarmc.cc