Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3346
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Secret Passages Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Dimension Hops:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Towns Built:	3
Votes:	6854	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1175
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	46	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Magic Items Found:	2927	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

play.pea-mc.com

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6094
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

olympusmc.pro

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

mc.villagecraft-server.com

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	3303	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

cobblehaven.com

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	592
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

mcs.mccaverns.com

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	3857	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

mc.pandacraft.cc

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	114
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

play.RenatusNetwork.com

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

46.243.169.234

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mines Excavated:	3416
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5651

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

sb2.craftersland.net

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Farms Harvested:	452	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	244	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Villages Defended:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

play.minefrost.net

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Dimension Hops:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Potions Brewed:	24
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

play.demonsland.fun

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

mcsugars.com

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6349
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

mitslo.net

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

play.niftysmp.com

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3712
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Buildings Constructed:	32
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Votes:	1848
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Mythria.net