Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9029
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9546
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
New Chunks Explored:	30164	Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Farms Harvested:	346

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9825
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	217	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
New Chunks Explored:	785860	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Emeralds Found:	7182
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5221
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Crops Grown:	6747
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	8639	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	New Chunks Explored:	888215
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6773
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Votes:	7443
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Star Shards Collected:	244	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4236
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
New Chunks Explored:	43622	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Items Found:	2269
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1871
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2525	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Towns Built:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu