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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Void Gems Collected:	29
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dimension Hops:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5748
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	336
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Farms Harvested:	160	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6827
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	New Chunks Explored:	721956
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Magic Items Found:	1164	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2087
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	159	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	4172	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Potions Brewed:	154	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8863	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	422	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Emeralds Found:	3934
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8772
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	36
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7837
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6524	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2882
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4074
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Towns Built:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com