Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Ethernal Realms | Enhanced Survival | Custom Dungeons, Mobs, Enchants, Weapons | 1.20.X

Auction, Auctionhouse, Community, Customenchantments, Customenchants, Discord, discordserver, Dungeons, Dungeonsbosses, Economy, Graves, Gravestones, HARD, Jobs, Jobsreborn, Keepinventory, Landclaim, Lands, Lottery, Magic, MCMMO, mmorpg, Mobarena, Nodonations, Nogrief, RPG, runescape, Safarinet, Semivanilla, Survival, Survivalrpg, Towny, Vehicles

Hey there!

Got no time to read? No problem. Here’s a list of what we have:

NO Pay-to-Win or Admin “Cosmetic” ShopsCustom Weapons, 450+ custom enchantsCustom Levelled and difficult MobsCustom Dungeons, Bosses, MobArenamcMMO and JobsTowny-likeVehiclesIn-game purchasable Cosmetic RanksDiscord integrated and MinecraftChat Auctions, Auctionhouse, LotteryPlayer-made Shops, and a Stockmarket-like Admin ShopmcMMO and JobsRebornKeep InventoryAnd more…

If you are interested or want more information, I’ll be glad to tell you!

Welcome to Ethernal Realms, a server dedicated to unlocking the full potential of Survival Minecraft, enhancing and expanding its gameplay for an immersive experience. At Ethernal Realms, we believe in a fair and balanced environment – no pay-to-win tactics, no cash shops for “cosmetics.” Everything you achieve is earned solely through in-game efforts.

Immerse yourself in a world filled with challenges and rewards. Explore dungeons and face formidable mob bosses, brace yourself for tougher nighttime mobs, and discover over 450 custom enchantments, custom weapons, magic, and the ability to claim and rent land. To make your Minecraft journey even more exciting, we’ve integrated mcMMO and Jobs Reborn, providing a balanced approach to gameplay so you can focus on building your kingdom, gathering gear, and engaging in epic battles within our custom mob arenas.

Economy enthusiasts, rejoice! Access and explore player-made auction houses, effortlessly create one-click chest shops for a tangible store experience, participate in online chat auctions, and navigate our dynamic Admin shop where prices fluctuate every minute.

Showcase your achievements in the chat and on Discord with a server-ready command designed to broadcast your triumphs. We’ve created a vibrant community where players can share their awesomeness effortlessly.

Join us at Ethernal Realms, where the spirit of authentic and rewarding Minecraft adventures awaits. No shortcuts, just pure, unadulterated fun. Come, be a part of our journey! If not, you have a wonderful day.

And if so, we hope to see you soon!– Ethernal

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2459

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Nethria.Pro OG Factions

188x, Balanced, best, Classicfactions, Faction Pvp, Factions, Factionspvp, Nopay2win, Nopaytowin, Oldfactionplugin, Oldfactions, Oldschool, Wither

The Nethria server is located in Germany, making it more accessible for all of Europe. It operates as a Factions server, running on an older version, 1.8.8, to evoke a classic, old-school ambiance. Additional details about the server will soon be accessible through its website. In the meantime, you are welcome to join and explore the server!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MoonDust | Coziest minecraft server! Skyblock, Survival, Creative & KitPvP!

Adventure, Adventuremap, Blockregen, Capturetheflag, Caves, Challenging, Claims, Classicskyblock, Creative, Ctf, Difficult, Discord, Exploration, Explore, Friendly, Friendlycommunity, Fun, Lagfree, Land, Landclaim, Mineforblocks, Mineforores, Mines, Nongrief, Nonop, Nopay2win, Npc, Other, pewdiepie, Playershop, Plots, reddit, RPG, Skyblock, Slowpaced, Small, Spleef, Survival, Tntrun, Vanillaskyblock

MoonDust is a server originally launched in 2016. Mostly comprised of my classmates, MoonDust began as a tight-knit community. This server has gone through many cycles since then, but Skyblock has always remained as its core.

Since its beginnings, MoonDust’s Skyblock has only expanded. Our Spawn, originally a 25-block wide circle, has expanded into a 500×500 adventure by my brother and I. The map is an ever-evolving world that embraces its history.

Currently, Skyblock Seasons, Survival, Semi-Vanilla, KitPvP & Creative are our online gamemodes. We’re actively in a heavy development phase working to bring our massive Skyblock world to life, including the design and implementation of meaningful core gameplay features. We’re also working on CTF, Spleef, and OiTC. Our goal is to capture their full potential by polishing their core components while still implementing pieces of originality.

You can track all our progress, our throwaway ideas, and more on our new discord !Hope you can become part of our community <3 (10/22/23)We released Skyblock Classic! A more simplistic take on the Skyblock experience, in contrast to our future gamemode Skyblock Adventure.

Skyblock Classic includes…*new spawn (old one will remain for SB adventure)*you can travel to the nether & end*player shops*island warps*vote crates & vote parties*deal of the month (certain shop items sell higher)*mcmmo*enchanter merchant*repair merchant*there will be resets and also rewards for the top players

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Kingdom SMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

KingdomSMP is a semi-anarchy LIFESTEAL server! We have a balanced economy, little to NO pay-to-win aspects, and we don’t have game-breaking OP items!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Minephasma

Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This is towny, survival. Skyblock server everybody is welcome to come join the fun! We’re taking on new staff applications are inside discord. And if discord isn’t working ask me to generate you a new one my username is Bambzi

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Seaside Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

The Seaside Factions is a brand new gamemode which is factions with a twist. With a nice and large 15,000×15,000 border the experiences are endless. Our factions server offers plugins which no other server offers, including new currencies, new weapons and new ranks which players can earn!

Custom ranking system (spirit ranks) Custom abilities system (soul harvesting) Classified, Covert, Legendary and Mythical abilities! Soul and Spirit Currencies! NPC Shops! Explore other cities for more rare shops/items! Sail to other cities from spawn! Other cities specialise in different items! (eg, The Ravian Mines specialises in mining!)

More information can be found at: seasidemc.com Or join us today at play.seasidemc.com!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

GCRAFT!

Community, Communityserver, Friends, Fun, Hiring, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minecraftjava, Minecraftjavaedition, Minecraftsurvival, Survival

Welcome to Our Minecraft Vanilla Survival Server 1.20!

Welcome to our thriving Minecraft community! Dive into an immersive vanilla survival experience where the community’s creativity and collaboration shape the world we inhabit. Our server is dedicated to fostering a balanced blend of adventure, camaraderie, and fair play.

Fair Play and Security

At the heart of our server is a robust anti-cheat system, ensuring a level playing field for all. We take pride in maintaining a cheat-free environment, allowing everyone to enjoy the game authentically.

Community-Driven Experience

Founded and cultivated by a passionate group of about a dozen individuals, our server thrives on the commitment and enthusiasm of its members. We cherish the spirit of cooperation and exploration, inviting every player to contribute their unique talents and ideas.

Embark on an Epic Journey

Join us as we embark on an epic Minecraft odyssey together! Whether you’re a seasoned builder, an intrepid explorer, or a redstone genius, there’s a place for you here. Explore vast landscapes, build stunning creations, and forge lasting friendships along the way.

Connect with Us

Join our Discord community to stay updated, interact with fellow players, and immerse yourself in the vibrant world of our server. We can’t wait to see the wonders that our collective creativity will bring forth!

Get ready to delve into an incredible adventure filled with exploration, collaboration, and endless possibilities. Welcome to our Minecraft family, where your journey awaits!

IP – 104.218.101.26:56640DOMAIN – gcraft.mcho.us

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Excess Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Excess is a no-frills, no-resets, no-perks — anarchy/vanilla server with a world border of 40,000×40,000 blocks, a tiny Nether border of 5,000×5,000 and an infinite End dimension. – We have been online since May 1st 2023 with 99.8% uptime and we plan to run this “tiny anarchy” experiment indefinitely.

(End dimension is left unrestricted due to sparsity of structures, spawners are unbreakable due to sparsity, and other changes have and will be made to accommodate for the “tiny anarchy” experiment).

We vow to keep this server free, without a queue and non-P2W. – Join to play vanilla Minecraft as it was intended to be played, but with the added danger of population density and resource sparsity. – 40k x 40k, we’ve cut off the excess.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MineNite Survival

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to the MineNite, we have types of gameplay that everyone of all ages can enjoy! Come join us today at mc.MineNite.com!

• Survival – smp.MineNite.com

Forums • http://MineNite.com/ Webstore • http://store.MineNite.com/

YouTube • https://www.youtube.com/xNick616 Twitter • https://twitter.com/xNick616

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ores Mined:	4878
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Love Letters Sent:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TavernCraft | 🌳Survival | 🌟Creative | 🏝️Skyblock |🔥Events |

Cobblemon, Creative, Dungeons, Events, Minigames, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

🏰 Welcome to TavernCraft – Your Medieval Adventure Awaits! 🏰Looking for a medieval-themed Minecraft adventure? Look no further! TavernCraft is here to transport you to a world of knights, castles, and epic quests.

🌟Server Features🌟– ✨Version Support: 1.8.X to 1.20.X– ✨Game Modes: Survival, Creative & Skyblock Beta (with more coming soon!)– ✨ Unique Events: Get ready for amazing events such as Halloween!– ✨ Explore our Wiki: https://wiki.taverncraft.tk– ✨ Custom Caretaker Chatbot: We’ve empowered our chatbot with ChatGPT to assist with all your server questions.

Join us today and embark on your medieval journey. Whether you’re a master builder, an explorer, or a knight in shining armor, there’s a place for you in TavernCraft on both Java and Bedrock!

🔗Server IP: play.taverncraft.tk🌐Website: https://taverncraft.tk🛡️Discord: https://discord.gg/FnkvaTg

Don’t miss out on the excitement! Join us now and become a part of the TavernCraft community. Raise your tankard, and let’s toast to adventure! 🍺 Your medieval Minecraft adventure begins now at TavernCraft!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Zilla’s Chaotic

Battlegear, Chaos, Forge, Furniture, Invasion, Moddedserver, Modpack, Server, Survival, Tech, Tekkit, Tornadoes, Trains, weapons

Survive in a world of mild chaos; wacky mobs, tornadoes, and invasions!

Zilla’s Modded: Chaos Edition is a Forge 1.12.2 modpack server based on the idea of chaos, unique experiences, and dynamic gameplay. Each time you play you’ll see something new, whether it be a mob variant, structure, natural event, item, or a new game mechanic. Unlike other chaos based modpacks, this one is still meant to be fair to the player; the mobs may feel incredibly overpowered at times, but so are you if you play to your strengths ;]

The modpack uses Zilla’s Modded’s gameplay principles as a foundation, so there are near infinite ways to play correctly. There are always multiple ways to complete a task, even a task as simple as mining (pickaxes, robots, or even trains can be used to mine!). There’s something fun for everyone, whether you’re a technical player, PVPer, builder, or anything in-between. We’re looking for more players, so tell your friends!

Modpack download: https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/zillas-chaotic-pack

You can import and run the modpack with CurseForge launcher, Prism launcher, or ATlauncher (ATlauncher is preferred). Other launchers aren’t guaranteed to work.

Discord community server for Zilla’s Modded: https://discord.gg/nr8pqEF5r3

IP: g-nd.gl.joinmc.link

Important crafting tip: If you open your inventory and look to the right, there is a small menu that helps you see what items are possible to craft, and how to craft them. Search for any item you want with the search bar (you can search “Blunderbuss” for example), and click on the item to see its crafting recipe.

It is recommended to comb through the list of mods in this modpack, and look at their CurseForge pages and wikis to see what they allow you to do; there is no official guide for Zilla’s Modded, it is up to you to figure out what playstyle works for you :]

The full list of mods included in the modpack can be found here: https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/zillas-chaotic-pack/relations/dependencies

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HEART Factions

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

We are a ZERO PAY TO WIN factions server that wipes every 6 months. We also use Medieval Factions. If you want a fun fair factions experience look no further. We have nice purchasable kits for PVP and raiding as well with in-game currency.

>>1.19.3 << >> Factions >> Kits >> CUSTOM ENCHANTS

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Pixel Dungeons – Dungeons, Economy, Items, Skills!

Abilities, Adventure, Adventures, Auctionhouse, Auctions, Bosses, Combat, Custom, Customenchants, Customitems, Custommobs, Customplugins, Discord, Dungeon, Dungeoneering, Dungeons, Dungeonsbosses, Economy, Epic, House, hypixel, Levels, mmorpg, Npc, Npcs, Palace, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP, Quests, RPG, Rpgitems, Rpgsurvival, Skills, Skyblock, Stats, Survival, Towny, Vanillalike

Pixel Dungeons is combat and dungeon based Minecraft server. Navigate through uniquely themed dungeons, completing puzzles, killing waves of mobs, and slaying the boss at the end. Features 100s of custom items with unique abilities, a class based combat system, and an in-game time system with special events.

IP: pixeldungeons.netEdition: Java EditionVersion: 1.20.4

Join our Discord if you have any question or want to talk about the server.

NOTE: I’m too lazy to update this page, so some pictures and info may be out of date. To stay up to date, join the discord.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Farms Harvested:	615
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SkillfulSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

This is SkillfulSMP! Its a Minecraft server that has TPA RTP and Homes. Its kind of like enhanced vanilla. (You can join on version 1.20+)

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Alfa-Romania

Factions, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

a cool and fun server on thepit, but this server is not made for money, only fun matters only on alpha-romania with the oneblock custom section! we hope you have fun with us!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.