Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

68360279, Edition, fappin, Fapping Together Thread, ftt, lewds, memes, Minecraft, Mining, Party, schlickin, size difference, smp

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build, we fap together! Join us for some lewd discussions and share your favorite fapping and schlicking techniques.

In this Size Difference edition, we celebrate all shapes and sizes, because let’s be real, size doesn’t matter when it comes to Minecraft skills.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, like the time someone built a giant schlong tower that reached the sky, or when a player accidentally spawned a horde of horny villagers.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a fapping good time on our Minecraft SMP server!

DressCodeDrama

bodycon dress, bold outfits, Cousins wedding, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, fashion, fashion choices, generational differences, Individuality, Jealousy, modesty, Self-expression, wedding attire, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest attire, wedding guest etiquette

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4958
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of family drama in real life? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and just focus on building and having fun.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately spawn in a world where you can wear whatever bold, fun outfit you want without anyone judging you. No more worrying about distracting someone’s fiancé with your fabulous fashion choices – on our server, the only thing you’ll be distracting is the creepers with your killer style!

Join us and build your dream world where you can be unapologetically yourself. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures with your new Minecraft buddies? So come on, leave the real world behind and join our server for a wild ride of fun and fashion!

DreamCraftMC

abandoned dreams, Ambitions, aspirations, aspirations lost, dream, DreamCraftMC, dreamer, dreams abandoned, dreams released, dreams relinquished, dreams surrendered, forgotten dreams, giving up, goals, letting go, lost dreams, moving on, past dreams, unachieved dreams, unfulfilled dreams, unrealized dreams

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Have you ever dreamed of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Or maybe you’ve always wanted to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, on our server, all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Our server is home to a community of players who have all abandoned their boring real-world dreams in favor of crafting, building, and exploring in the virtual world. We have secret underground lairs, sky-high treehouses, and even a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s inactive).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your mundane dreams and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us on our server and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies run wild!

PutinCraft: Trump’s Quest

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy meeting, foreign relations, Geopolitics, international politics, Meeting, Négotiation, News, president, putin, PutinCraft, Quest, russia, Stance, summit, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, Understanding, united states, world leaders

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

join this server and become a minecraft master like no other! we have more diamonds than trump has shady deals with putin. our admins are so powerful, they can understand russia’s stance on ukraine in just one glance.

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll get to meet putin himself within 6 months. that’s right, putin plays minecraft and he’s just waiting for you to join so he can show you his secret redstone creations.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and become a part of the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. who needs politics when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to slay?

CalciumCraft: UdderlyProtective

bowel cancer, calcium, calcium sources, CalciumCraft, Cancer prevention, daily intake, dairy, diet, findings, Fortified, health, Long-term Health, milk, non-dairy, nutrition, Prevention, protective effect, research, risk reduction, Soy milk, study, UdderlyProtective

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows drop milk like its nobody’s business! we have so much calcium flowing through our pixelated world that you’ll be protected from bowel cancer like a boss. sip on that fortified soy milk and watch as your risk of getting rekt by cancer decreases by 17%! who needs real life when you can live in a world where milk is life and cows are your best friends? join us now and say moo to cancer!

Rate Me Please 1.21

appraisal, Assessment, critique, Evaluation, Feedback, feedback request, opinion, please, Rate, rate me, rate my appearance, rate my business, rate my performance, rate my product, rate my service, rate my skills, rate my website, rate my work, Rating, review, Score

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1523
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6180
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but also like a zombie apocalypse but in a good way, ya feel me?

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes with diamond armor and enchanted swords, it’s lit AF.

You can build a house made entirely of cake and ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, I’m not even kidding.

And the best part is, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s wild man.

So like, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventure of your life, you won’t regret it, I promise.

BdaySplurgeCraft

BdaySplurgeCraft, birthday celebration, blowing through money, celebrating birthday, celebrating on a budget, celebrating with dinner, celebrating with friends, celebrating without splurging, credit card debt, exotic cocktails, expensive dinner, financial boundaries, frugal, high bill, money management, personal finance, pricey restaurant, saving for retirement, spending habits, splitting the tab

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Buildings Constructed:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most extravagant way possible! Join us for a virtual dinner party where the bill is always sky-high and the cocktails are out of this world.

Our close friend, who loves to splurge on expensive meals and fancy drinks, will be hosting the party. Don’t worry about the cost, because he expects his friends to foot the bill as a gift. It’s the perfect way to show your love and appreciation by emptying your virtual pockets for his pleasure.

But if you’re more of a frugal player like us, don’t worry! We have plenty of ways to celebrate without breaking the bank. From virtual travel adventures to retirement savings challenges, we’ve got something for everyone.

So come join us on our server and let’s celebrate in style, because when it comes to birthdays, the crazier, the better!

SaratovSizzleCraft

aerial assault, big fire, Border dispute, Conflict, diplomatic crisis, drone attack, eastern europe, emergency response, international relations, military aggression, military conflict, military escalation, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, Saratov region, SaratovSizzleCraft, security breach, Surveillance technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Animals Bred:	123	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36

Yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Ukraine be tryna mess with us! They straight up sent drones to attack us but we just built a big ol’ fire and roasted marshmallows while we watched. Join us and see what other crazy shenanigans we get into, like riding pigs into battle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon. Ain’t no server like this one, so come on and join the madness!

Gun Violence StudyCraft

depression, exposure, gun, Gun Violence, gun violence impact, gun violence study, mental health, mental health outcomes, mental health research., mental health services, mental health utilization, psychological effects, public health, research, risk factors, societal impact, study, StudyCraft, Suicide risk, Trauma, U.S. adults, violence, Violence prevention

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3046
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Crops Grown:	4904
Dragon Eggs Found:	8564	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

join our epic minecraft server and escape the gun violence madness of the real world! on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from evil creepers instead of evil people!

our players have reported feeling happier and less stressed after playing on our server. one player even said they cured their depression by building a giant rainbow castle!

come join us and let minecraft be your therapy. who needs mental health services when you have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side?

don’t be a sad panda in the real world, come be a happy panda in our minecraft world!

Gura’s Enchanted Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, adorable, Anime, cute, cute shark, Enchanted, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, gawr gura, gura, Guras, hololive, Idol, Japan, Kawaii, Livestreamer, Realm, shark, shark girl, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber girl

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5896
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Potions Brewed:	79

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because Gura is cute AF on here. I’m talking next level cuteness that will make your heart explode into a million pieces. Plus, the mobs are all dressed up in adorable outfits, like little fashionistas running around. It’s like a kawaii dream come true, man. So what are you waiting for? Get your butt in here and experience the cuteness overload for yourself!

EU Border Patrol: Trump Edition

border, borders, Diplomacy, donald trump, Edition, EU, European countries, european union, foreign policy, France, France-US relations, global affairs, Government, immigration, international relations, Leaders, Patrol, Politics, sovereign borders, SOVEREIGNTY, Statements, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Votes:	7922

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base filled with, like, diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and, like, there’s this crazy story about how the owner once fought off a horde of creepers with just a wooden sword. it was, like, totally insane, man. plus, we have this, like, secret society of pigs that can talk and they give you, like, special quests and rewards. it’s, like, mind-blowing, bro. so, like, join now before the evil villagers take over and destroy everything. you gotta save us, man. you gotta be the hero we need. come on, join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever.

World of Madness 1.21

anxiety, Chaos, coping mechanisms, coping with uncertainty, current events, Despair, emotional turmoil, future planning, Global Issues, hopelessness, Insanity, madness, mental health, OVERWHELMING, psychological distress, societal breakdown, societal collapse, societal unrest, stress, uncertainty, world, world events

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

Yo, bro, forget about the real world craziness and come join our Minecraft server! We got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers trading diamonds for dirt. It’s a whole new level of insanity that will make you question if reality is just a simulation gone wrong. Trust me, you won’t find a more messed up and chaotic place to escape to. So ditch the depressing future and come build a giant toilet made out of gold blocks with us!

CubicleCraft Minecraft Server

adhd, anxiety, Boss, breaks, Communication, Coworkers, CubicleCraft, Illness, job performance, mental health, mental health prioritization, Minecraft, overwhelm, ptsd, Schedule, selfish, Server, team player, Trauma, understaffing, unrealistic expectations, work challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2852
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of players, even those struggling with trauma and mental health issues! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and pixelated therapy sessions.

Need a break from the real world? Come build your own virtual sanctuary where you can take all the breaks you need to manage overwhelm. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can prioritize your mental health over unrealistic expectations and still be a team player in your own unique way.

Don’t worry about missing a few days here and there, we understand that life happens. Just like how some of our players have missed more days than others but still manage to survive in the pixelated wilderness. Trust us, you’re not selfish for putting yourself first.

So why wait? Join our server and let’s build a community where we support each other through creeper attacks and zombie invasions. Because in the end, it’s not about how many days you missed, but how many blocks you’ve placed. See you in the game!

StepmomSlayaCraft

Blame, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, coping mechanisms, custody, Divorce, emotions, family dynamics, Father, Mother, Phobia, relationship, Spiders, step siblings, stepmom, StepmomSlayaCraft, Support, Therapy, vacation

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Alien Abductions:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream house without any pesky spiders crawling around (unless you want them to, we don’t judge)! Our server is spider-free and full of endless possibilities for you to explore.

Forget about family drama and stepmother issues, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. No one will call you a spoiled little b word here, unless you want them to in a friendly banter kind of way!

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where you can be yourself without any judgment or drama. Who needs a beach house with insects when you can have a virtual paradise with unlimited potential? Let’s block and roll!

NightShiftNinja – Minecraft SMP

career opportunities, job satisfaction, Minecraft, night life, night owl, Night shift, night shift advantages, night shift challenges, night shift lifestyle, night shift routine, night shift tips, night shift work-life balance, night shift workers, NightShiftNinja, Perks, productivity, quiet environment, sleep schedule, smp, unconventional schedule, unique experiences, work benefits, work-life balance

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats, that’s basically what this server is like.

So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the moonwalk, it was lit AF. And then I heard about this secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, they’re planning to take over the world with their potato-powered spaceships.

But the best part is the night shifts, bro. Like, you can find all these hidden treasures and rare mobs that only come out at night. I heard there’s a secret boss called the Enderdragon’s cousin who shoots laser beams from its eyes and drops enchanted golden carrots.

So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world of pure insanity and chaos, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free tacos every Tuesday.

CreepyCraft: True Tales & Terrors

BIZARRE, creepy, creepy encounters, creepy incidents, creepy stories, creepycraft, Disturbing, eerie, horror stories, Macabre, NSFW, Paranormal, precautions, real life horror, Scary, spine-chilling, Supernatural, Tales, Terrifying, Terrors, True, unexplained, unsettling

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Votes:	7637	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with creepy horror stories that are actually true! From haunted mineshafts to cursed villages, you’ll never know what spooky adventure awaits around every corner. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things might get a little too creepy for comfort. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a bone-chilling experience like no other!