Welcome to the most titillating Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for some paizuri edition fun on our server, where we embrace all the kinks and depravity you can imagine. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums are filled with more fetishes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are experts in titfucking and paizuri? Our members are so skilled, they can give you tips on how to make your pink /c/ shine like never before. Plus, we have a live status tracker to keep you updated on all the steamy action happening in-game.

So come on, dive into our world of erotic roleplaying and outrageous character profiles. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner for some wild Minecraft adventures. Join us now and let the kinkiness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • ChiliCraftSecrets

    ChiliCraftSecrets
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

    Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

    Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

    ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP
    This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Dimension Hops: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CraftyTruths

    CraftyTruths
    What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 3613
    Alien Abductions: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • BankruptCraft

    BankruptCraft
    Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 419
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5338 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6903 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Girl Power Zone

    Girl Power Zone
    come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52
    Runes Activated: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Towns Built: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    New Chunks Explored: 367206 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Soul Soicety

    Soul Soicety

    Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 353 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

    Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

    Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

    Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • GlutenGrieferCraft

    GlutenGrieferCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

    Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

    But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

    Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Runes Activated: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • RiskTakerMC SMP

    RiskTakerMC SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

    Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

    So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • BlockyHurtHaven

    BlockyHurtHaven
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

    So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • LoyalSMP

    LoyalSMP

    Welcome To LoyalMC This Is SuperPowers x Gemsteal x Lifesteal SMP This Server Give Feel Like A Private SMP ! Low Ping 24/7 Online… Java & The appearance of… Any Problem Join https://discord.gg/FyTTpR22HQ

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    New Chunks Explored: 799083 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Zonikyo Network

    Zonikyo Network

    A Fun Minecraft Network regularly updated with brand-new gamemodes and features, run by a group of dedicated gamers

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 41
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Winning Phase Gods Minecraft Server

    Winning Phase Gods Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by Phase Gods on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Phase Gods are on your side! That’s right, these all-powerful beings will fight alongside you and help you dominate all your enemies. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion with the help of the Phase Gods!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pancake, and if you can find the secret syrup fountain hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power of unlimited hunger satisfaction. No more worrying about food in Minecraft ever again!

    And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. It’s the party of a lifetime, and it’s only on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. The Phase Gods are waiting for you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Farms Harvested: 800
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Falling into the Void: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP

    Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on this server, chaos reigns supreme!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournaments where the winner gets a crown made entirely of TNT.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower”, where unsuspecting players are lured in by promises of treasure only to be pranked with endless traps and obstacles. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) version of a reality TV show!

    So come on, Messi chads, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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