Welcome to the most titillating Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for some paizuri edition fun on our server, where we embrace all the kinks and depravity you can imagine. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums are filled with more fetishes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are experts in titfucking and paizuri? Our members are so skilled, they can give you tips on how to make your pink /c/ shine like never before. Plus, we have a live status tracker to keep you updated on all the steamy action happening in-game.

So come on, dive into our world of erotic roleplaying and outrageous character profiles. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner for some wild Minecraft adventures. Join us now and let the kinkiness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Villages Defended: 14
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CraftyTruths

    CraftyTruths
    What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • BankruptCraft

    BankruptCraft
    Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 40
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Girl Power Zone

    Girl Power Zone
    come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 26

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Soul Soicety

    Soul Soicety

    Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

    Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

    Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Crops Grown: 1373
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

    Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • GlutenGrieferCraft

    GlutenGrieferCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

    Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

    But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

    Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • RiskTakerMC SMP

    RiskTakerMC SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

    Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

    So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8830 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 28

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • BlockyHurtHaven

    BlockyHurtHaven
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

    So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Crops Grown: 2762
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Zombie Dances: 6 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • LoyalSMP

    LoyalSMP

    Welcome To LoyalMC This Is SuperPowers x Gemsteal x Lifesteal SMP This Server Give Feel Like A Private SMP ! Low Ping 24/7 Online… Java & The appearance of… Any Problem Join https://discord.gg/FyTTpR22HQ

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46
    Alien Abductions: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Zonikyo Network

    Zonikyo Network

    A Fun Minecraft Network regularly updated with brand-new gamemodes and features, run by a group of dedicated gamers

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Winning Phase Gods Minecraft Server

    Winning Phase Gods Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by Phase Gods on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Phase Gods are on your side! That’s right, these all-powerful beings will fight alongside you and help you dominate all your enemies. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion with the help of the Phase Gods!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pancake, and if you can find the secret syrup fountain hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power of unlimited hunger satisfaction. No more worrying about food in Minecraft ever again!

    And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. It’s the party of a lifetime, and it’s only on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. The Phase Gods are waiting for you!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP

    Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on this server, chaos reigns supreme!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournaments where the winner gets a crown made entirely of TNT.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower”, where unsuspecting players are lured in by promises of treasure only to be pranked with endless traps and obstacles. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) version of a reality TV show!

    So come on, Messi chads, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Crops Grown: 4094 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • SoloCraft: No Help Needed!

    SoloCraft: No Help Needed!
    Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft alone, desperately searching for someone to help you build your dream castle? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being abandoned again! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, we have a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are always willing to lend a hand (or a paw?) in your building endeavors. So come join us and never feel alone in Minecraft again!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CraftyTrudeau: Oops, India!

    CraftyTrudeau: Oops, India!
    So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server, bro? It’s like, the most epic place to be, ya know? Like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Justin Trudeau pops up outta nowhere and starts talking about how India messed up big time by messing with Canada. Like, what even is happening, right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to ride on a magical unicorn through a rainbow-filled land of creepers and zombies. And get this, every time you slay a mob, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with the Canadian national anthem. It’s like, so random but so awesome at the same time.

    Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in the game. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a thunderstorm of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless, dude.

    So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s the place to be for all the cool kids who love a good laugh and a good adventure. Come join the fun, eh?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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