Welcome to the most titillating Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for some paizuri edition fun on our server, where we embrace all the kinks and depravity you can imagine. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums are filled with more fetishes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are experts in titfucking and paizuri? Our members are so skilled, they can give you tips on how to make your pink /c/ shine like never before. Plus, we have a live status tracker to keep you updated on all the steamy action happening in-game.

So come on, dive into our world of erotic roleplaying and outrageous character profiles. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner for some wild Minecraft adventures. Join us now and let the kinkiness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 8
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Celestium SMP

    Celestium SMP

    Celestium SMP is a BRAND NEW server that currently offers a unique experience for survival Minecraft:

    Semi-Vanilla SMP {1.21.1+}: – NO WORLD RESETS – Lands Plugin – MCMMO – Custom dungeons/structures/world-gen – Cosmetic text and essential features for everyone – Player based economy

    We also have a dedicated discord server to help establish our server’s community: https://discord.gg/SQqPNBNvWT

    Anyone is allowed to join and if you have any questions just reply to this post or refer to our discord!

    See you on the server! 🙂

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Techline Gaming Minecraft

    Techline Gaming Minecraft

    The community was made at the end of 2013 known with the high-quality servers and ran by it mature managers.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 78 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Towns Built: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Zombie Dances: 9
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

    Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

    Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

    Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

    So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Falling into the Void: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

    Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

    So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 69 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • BroBroBucksNoLuck

    BroBroBucksNoLuck
    Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

    Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

    And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Enchantments Applied: 97
    Gods Slained: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CreeperCrazeParty!

    CreeperCrazeParty!
    Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Blocky Border Control

    Blocky Border Control
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Switch Kids Craft Land

    Switch Kids Craft Land
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

    not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

    so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Magic Items Found: 2437
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Mines Excavated: 2245
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Hack Bacteria Attack!

    Hack Bacteria Attack!
    Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 4032 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • PureSkyBlock

    PureSkyBlock

    PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

    What we got to offer!

    Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

    Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Love Letters Sent: 16

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

    Crafty Denial Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Towns Built: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 21
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

    Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

    So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 70
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

    DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

    And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

    So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Emeralds Found: 2579
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • ChiliCraftSecrets

    ChiliCraftSecrets
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

    Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

    Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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