Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for some blocky fun as we create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a giant statue of a banana wearing a top hat while roleplaying as a sexy zombie pirate? Or maybe you want to reenact the Battle of Thermopylae with a twist – all the Spartans are actually unicorns in disguise! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite color in the process!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Magic Wands Crafted: 21

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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