Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the water is so cold it’ll make your diamonds freeze! Join us for some outrageous adventures, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or starting a llama racing league. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode! And don’t forget about our famous /ERP/ – Erotic Roleplay Thread, where you can roleplay as a sexy Enderman looking for love in all the wrong places. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found: 8550 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY