Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Treasure Maps Found: 13 Towns Built: 2
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
Dragon Scales Harvested: 168 Undead Armies Raised: 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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