Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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