Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BankruptCraft

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Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	469	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Soul Soicety

Active, anti cheat, Development, Minecraft, mob spawn, Modless, Open, Pluginless, PvP, Server, Soul Society, Survival, turkish, Unauthorized Labor, Xray Protection

Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Blessings, Community, Crafty, encouragement, great day, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, morning, motivation, odin, Peace, positivity, self-care, Server, Suicide prevention, Support, well-being

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Animals Bred:	30
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	242
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

GlutenGrieferCraft

Allergies, banana-scented products, Communication, compromise, contamination concern, cultural dishes, dietary restrictions, digestive pain, favorite foods, gluten free, gluten free household, gluten intolerant, GlutenGrieferCraft, glutenous foods, long-distance relationship, long-term commitment, separation, severe problems, strict cleaning, Understanding, unfair expectations

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8339	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RiskTakerMC SMP

achievement, boldness, calculated risk, challenge, courage, Decision making, embracing change, growth, opportunity, overcoming fear, perseverance, pushing boundaries, Risk-taking, RiskTakerMC, seizing the moment, smp, stepping out of comfort zone, success, taking chances, trust in intuition, uncertainty

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BlockyHurtHaven

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

LoyalSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Farms Harvested:	797
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Zonikyo Network

Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Dedicated, Economy, Events, Features, Fun, Gamemodes, Gamers, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Updated, Zonikyo Network

A Fun Minecraft Network regularly updated with brand-new gamemodes and features, run by a group of dedicated gamers

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Winning Phase Gods Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by Phase Gods on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Phase Gods are on your side! That’s right, these all-powerful beings will fight alongside you and help you dominate all your enemies. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion with the help of the Phase Gods!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pancake, and if you can find the secret syrup fountain hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power of unlimited hunger satisfaction. No more worrying about food in Minecraft ever again!

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. It’s the party of a lifetime, and it’s only on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. The Phase Gods are waiting for you!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on this server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournaments where the winner gets a crown made entirely of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower”, where unsuspecting players are lured in by promises of treasure only to be pranked with endless traps and obstacles. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) version of a reality TV show!

So come on, Messi chads, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	3442
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SoloCraft: No Help Needed!

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Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft alone, desperately searching for someone to help you build your dream castle? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being abandoned again! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, we have a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are always willing to lend a hand (or a paw?) in your building endeavors. So come join us and never feel alone in Minecraft again!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyTrudeau: Oops, India!

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So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server, bro? It’s like, the most epic place to be, ya know? Like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Justin Trudeau pops up outta nowhere and starts talking about how India messed up big time by messing with Canada. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to ride on a magical unicorn through a rainbow-filled land of creepers and zombies. And get this, every time you slay a mob, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with the Canadian national anthem. It’s like, so random but so awesome at the same time.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in the game. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a thunderstorm of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s the place to be for all the cool kids who love a good laugh and a good adventure. Come join the fun, eh?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	192	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

GigaSpeeds 938 – 145GHz

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Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got speeds faster than a cheetah on Red Bull! We talkin’ 938 Gigabits per second, fam! That’s like, faster than your grandma tryna catch the bus! Our bandwidth is so high, it’s like we on a whole ‘nother level, man. We breakin’ records left and right, like we the Usain Bolt of Minecraft servers. So come on down and join the fun, cuz ain’t nobody doin’ it like us!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.