Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Orbs of Power Found: 6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Astral Projections Made: 3
Emeralds Found: 6286 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 New Chunks Explored: 412443

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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