Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8817
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1692	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

DragonBlock

Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

DragonBlock is a non-premium Dragonball-themed Minecraft server.

We have: – custom vehicles – unique biomes – skills – missions – jobs – installments and much more!

dragonblock.net:25590

MineScar #4 ► Version 1.17.x [СЕРВЕР ЮТУБЕРА] Minecraft server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Potions Brewed:	162	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Meteorites Collected:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Download Minecraft:PE (Without xbox and license) -> https://mcpe.pro/

Minecraft PE version: 1.1.x – 1.17.x» IP: MineScar.com Port: 19132▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬» Survival» No cheaters» Auto-mine (/warp mine)» Clans» Weddings» Cases (/dc)» Money for killing players» No lags» Bedrock armor» Works» YOUTUBERS▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬We are on VKontakte: vk.com/minescarDonate buy on the website http://PayScar.comDownload Minecraft:PE (Without xbox and license) -> https://mcpe.pro/

minescar.com:19136

Zero To Infinity

Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6

𝐙𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝐓𝐨 𝐈𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 – 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥 [𝟭.𝟭9.x]

mc.zer02infinity.com

Bscabls minecraft server

Creative, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	30
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Small server, everyone can mode-change and TP. we like to chill and build. We are hoping to have more people that just like to relax and build join.

bscabl.ddns.net

Ultimate survival

Antigrief, Chill, Discord, Dynmap, Vote Rewards

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Join our brand new Multi-Platform Vanilla Minecraft Survival Server with great hardware performance. Friendly staff. Our server offers 24/7 uptime and support along with land claiming, open PVP, voting rewards. Join now and become a member of Ultimate Survival Minecraft to experience the best survival server ever created!More Features:– Non Pay-to-Win server!– NO ADDED OP ITEMS!– Voting rewards.– Linked Minecraft-Discord channel.– Live Server Web Map.– Grief Prevention.

ultimatesurvivalminecraft.com

Displyacraft 1.16.5 Minecraft server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, Free Donations, Grief, No Dupe, Pirate, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Crops Grown:	2858	Dragon Scales Harvested:	199
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

★ Hello, glad to see you.

✽ We try to improve the server every day

✽ To make it more enjoyable for you to play. We are waiting for you in our ranks 🙂

✓ Responsive administration.

✓ Technical support 24/7.

✓ No cheating on commands.

✓ Daily streams with players.

✓ Reliable protection against cheaters.

✓ Average online.

➥ Free donation case /free.

➥ Clans.

➥ Clan quests.

➥ Clan battles.

➥ Clan bank.

➥ Clan tops.

➥ Buyer.

➥ Auction.

➥ Leveling up your abilities.

➥ Cool quests with cool rewards.

➥ Money for killing mobs and players.

mc.displaycraft.ru

GamerHub

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Towns Built:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Gamerhub Is a 1.19 Towny server! There are frequent updates as well as many unique features! There are also new gamemodes currently in progress!

List Of Features!

Bedrock port: 25700

play.gamerhubmc.net

mc//muzse

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

mc//muzse is a small smp minecraft server, that respects you. we are currently looking for staff. semi-vanilla with simple rules.

homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist or otherwise similar hateful content is forbidden.

muzse.xyz

Happycraft

Economy, Grief Prevention, Semi Vanilla, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9413
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Our Discord

happycraft.apexmc.co

A friendly community with active staff

happycraft.apexmc.co

Our goal is to provide a safe environment for all ages and a fun place to play.

We combined the vanilla experience with some quality of life enhancements like:– antigrief from endermen and creepers– experience farms– Ultimate Timber– GriefPrevention and CoreProtect

We have a player shop system where you can buy a region and make your own shop in our marketplace using ChestShop!

We offer custom sensible recipes like:– smelting rotten flesh to leather-– reverse crafting of many items– VanillaTweaks – more trapdoors – more slabs and stairs – double shulker drops

There’s more too, so join and find out!

We do offer donor perks(no pay to play items, sorry…not)– Hats!– Decoration Heads!– Armorstand Editor (combined with the heads perk is super cool!)

There is no better time than now to join.We aim to provide a quality serverCome experience our server today:

happycraft.apexmc.co

Cristalix – Survive + Mini-games Minecraft server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3

? Welcome to the Cristalix server – a virtual world where every Minecrafter finds something to his liking! ?

? Here you have access to an endless variety of Mini-Games that will put your skills to the real test. Immerse yourself in the exciting world of SkyWars, fight in the BedWars arena, test your endurance in parkour, or simply enjoy the beauty of survival in the unique Anarchy mode!

? Get acquainted with a unique survival experience where absolute freedom reigns on the server – anarchy! Choose your own path, build your own nooks or engage in uncompromising battles with other players. Here you are the master of your destiny!

? Cristalix is also where Minecrafters meet their favorite YouTuber Demaster! Join the community of fans and play with Demaster, take part in his exciting streams and discover new facets of fun in the world of Minecraft.

? Our IP address: start.playmc.su

? Join Cristalix – a place where virtual dreams become reality! The experience of playing on our server will take you on an exciting adventure filled with a friendly community, exciting mini-games and endless possibilities for creativity. A world awaits you where every player finds his place. Join now and become part of this incredible story! ?

cix.playmc.su

ElysiumSRP

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

ElysiumSRP is a survival roleplay server based on different factions biding for power over the world. Whether you choose to join a growing and prospering nation or decide to make your own, only fate knows who will rule. MUST FILL OUT APPLICATION

51.68.204.146:25592

Globia

Factions, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7246
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Villages Defended:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	296	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mines Excavated:	2260
Towns Built:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Hi! Globia is a Minecraft Geopolitical Factions server that was founded in July 2019. We are currently halfway through our seventh reset.

We pride ourselves on our welcoming, interactive and inclusive community and we have some great staff and veteran players to help you get settled and to help you out with anything!

The server is set on a map of the Earth at a 1:550 scale, and allows many opportunities for building, war and farming with the Slimefun plugin.

51.79.105.22

Voxel reign

Balanced Economy, BUILD, Community, HARD, Jobs, Pve Survival, PvP, Towny

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to VOXEL REIGN, a PvP server with roleplaying elements and community oriented. Decide your fate and rule over your brethren in the new 1.19 update as a backdrop for your endeavors, creating friends and enemies alike! We are a new server with ever evolving features, so come see us in the game.

play.voxelreign.com

CraftLife GRIF WITH PISTONS, DYNAMITE EXPLODES OBSIDIAN Minecraft server

Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Grief, No Dupe, Pirate, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2617
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Villages Defended:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1763	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Description of the CraftLife server [1.12] – IP: play.craftlife.su “Grif-Server”» Mob Arena » PVP Arena » Duels » Clans” Economy » Money cases » Cases-Good Luck» Lottery » Sets» Skills

»» Group: vk.com/craftlife_minecraft ««

play.craftlife.su

Rocryn

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Zombie Dances:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

We are an SMP server with GriefDefender, McMMO, Jobs Reborn, ClueScrolls, CrateReloaded and more!

Our aim is to have a fun and wonderful experience with an amazing community. We are a small server, currently, but we do have desires to grow.

Check out our website, and join our Discord too!

play.rocryn.net