Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8627	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magic Items Found:	3163
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MutinyCraft

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Survival

MutinyCraft is a hub server that is primarily focused on building a great community based gameplay. We do not try to compete with the large servers with our player base, but we do try to offer a friendly welcoming environment that will make you feel at home when you log onto our server. Our staff players are very active to assist you with most issues that you will have.

We offer the following servers:

Survival, Creative, Hardcore Factions, KitPVP, and FTB

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ZombieHorde [1.4.7]

PvP,Factions,Griefing,And Fun! And There Is, MobEvent Were We Spawn Mobs (Every Type Of Mob) And You kill Them last People Standing Get Prizes… And We Spawn Withers Hope You Like The Mob Event!!! The Warp Is: /Warp MobEvent + We Have Got 24/7!!! 🙂 Now What Is AutoGriefing? AutoGriefing Is A Server That Has Raiding, Factions, PvP, PvE, MobEvent, 24/7, 0% Lag, Donating, BattleShip, PlayerHeads Plugin, And More Awsome Stuff. How Much People Can AutoGriefingHave In The Server? It Can Have Up To 0/65 Players Online… Accept If You Are A Donater Donaters Can “Join The Server When Full”. Is It CraftBukkit Or Vanilla? AutoGriefing Is A CraftBukkit Server. What Is Fun About AutoGriefing? We Have MobEvent Witch Is The Most Best Thing Made! And We Got Raiding/Griefing, Faction PvP, PvP, Bukkit, 24/7 And 0% Lag, MobArena! PlayerHeads Plugin, We Got BattleShip, And Ranks/Donating, Also Warp Stash Were People Can Hide There Stuff In Lockette Chests. Who Is the Owner And Creator of MobEvent? The Owner Of MobEvent Is KingRaider, and The Creator Is Dragonking223! The Creator Of HungerGames Is Dragonking223 To And Owner Is: Blaze526!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	4306
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ImDeity Kingdoms

Creative, Economy, FTB, Mini Games, PvP

ImDeity Kingdoms is one of the longest-running servers (3+ years) featuring an exclusive Class / Rank / Skills system, a thriving economy, custom-designed Questing system as well as a town and Kingdom system!

Also check out our custom-designed mini-game: DeityWar (team PvP matches) with kits (all free!).

We also have a PvP (Factions) server @ pvp.imdeity.com and a Creative (freebuild) server @ creative.imdeity.com!

NEW: Feed the Beast too! We’re running the Magic Farm 2 FTB modpack ftb.imdeity.com

Join us today! [ IP: mc.imdeity.com ]

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CircleSoft Entertainment

Welcome to CircleSoft Entertainment’s Minecraft faction and Spleef Server.

We do have simple rules, just like most servers [1] Be Respectful! Respect your fellow players. [2] Always respect and follow what the admins and owners tell you to do. [3] Please REFRAIN (don’t) ask admins or owners for items. [4] Please REFRAIN (don’t) ask for admin status or lie to admins/owners. [5] Have fun!

No use of third party programs that may cause an unfair advantage. Breaking these rules will cause instant ban. There are NO warnings for infractions (breaking rules)! YOU WILL BE INSTANTLY BANNED!

Plugins:Factions,Spleef,Anti-Cheat,Silk-Touch,Votifier, Essentials, Player Heads And MORE!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

DarceCraft

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

DarceCraft was a Minecraft community founded in 2011 that started as a simple survival server, before expanding into a thriving network including anarchy, PvP and hunger games servers. At its peak DarceCraft had hundreds of concurrent players along with a busy forum and an active YouTube channel with monthly video updates about the goings on in the server. DarceCraft closed in 2016 but the memories live on – thanks for playing!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

kitpvpthebest

KitPvP, PvP

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Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ruinscraft – Main

Ruinscraft is a survival free-build server. We are a 24/7 server with a thriving economy, and several great builders. Also, we have PreciousStones so you can protect your builds from nasty griefers. Join us today!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Towns Built:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EagleSMP

new, smp, Survival, Team Pvp, Youtubers

The EagleSMPA new SMP you can join! You can Create teams and PvP against other teams!

The Server is Java and Bedrock so feel free to join us!Discord Link: discord.gg/zpKG8nXb

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mines Excavated:	2455	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Guild-Craft

Main plugins: –> Factions –> Economy

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Zombie Dances:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Chill Zone

Survival, Whitelist

Hello and welcome to The Chill Zone. We are a small community of members that are looking for a relaxing end to a stressful day.

Here are a few things our server includes….

IMPORTANT NOTE: This server is whitelist required. Join the discord server for more information…

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MadGaming

Factions, PvP, Survival

madgaming.eu is a factions survival server. We have a wide range of plugins, features and friendly staff. Our server is hosted on dedicated hardware located in Europe. Visit our website at www.madgaming.eu for more information on our server.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ZentralCraft Network

PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

ZentralCraft Network is a Hispanic Minecraft server, where you can play 3 modalities together with several users!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Potions Brewed:	34
Dragon Eggs Found:	5919	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Star Shards Collected:	56
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Freedom United

Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Freedom United is a server where we allow the player to have a lot of freedom of what they want to do. We give you alot of plugins to play with, while still trying to maintain that Vanilla feeling we all know and love!

For example, we have hundreds of quests availible to you. We have intresting areas you can explore, Coop arena’s, cities where you can buy stuff, and much much more! (Full list down below!). All this, while keeping the Vanilla Feel! Players are allowed to build, walk, kill, and explore all they want!

Link to the Dynmap: http://94.213.198.23:8123/ __________

The IP for our server is: 94.213.198.23 Feel free to join! You are always welcome considering there is no Whitelist !

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Urucraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Server 1.8 to 1.20 Modalities: Survival, Creative and SkyBlock, We are a newly opened Network in expansion

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Crops Grown:	2142
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Chimeras Created:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AngelsCraft

Hey guys welcome to AngelzCraft we feature some awesome plugins including : *Factions *Timeismoney *Lockette *Bounty *Dogtags *And many more =)

Our server holds 200 people at a time WITH NO LAG!!! and the server is up 24/7 We have awesome staff with 10 Admins, 1 Mod, 1 Co-Owner, and 1 Owner.

IP:Angelzcraft.no-ip.org IP:Angelzcraft.no-ip.org

Angelscraft.enjin.com

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.