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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 1451 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 249 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!