🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 9028 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 139 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!