Minecraft SMP: > Drumpf’ed

election, viral, smp, Political satire, funny

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: a land where giant chickens roam free, creepers wear top hats, and every block is made of cheese. Our server is like a fever dream come to life, with crazy events happening every day. Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers? We got you covered. How about a game of parkour where the floor is lava and the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato? It’s all possible on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good time. We have regular costume parties, dance-offs, and even a secret underground disco club where the zombies are the DJs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember, on our server, anything goes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Kremlin: Vodka Breathalyzer Violation

political tension, diplomatic incident, international diplomacy, breathalyzer check, Vodka

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia getting breathalyzed in buenos aires! we got diplomats building secret alliances, backstabbing each other, and causing chaos like never before. you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a diplomatic scandal every time you log on. plus, our pvp battles are so intense, you’ll forget all about international law violations. join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers.

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MedievalMC

family friendly, PvP, MCMMO, Safe, Rankup System
MedievalMC Server Overview

Server IP hub.medievalmc.co

Discord discord.gg/survival

Gameplay:

Custom Textures: At MedievalMC we take great pride in what our resource pack brings to the server. From custom furniture to custom bosses we have it all, turning your vanilla minecraft Gameplay into something you’ve never seen before all in the default client!

We pride ourselves as having our Survival (SMP) Server being 100% Family Friendly and safe.

Key Features:
Cross-Platform:

MedievalMC supports all platforms using the details below

JAVA: hub.medievalmc.co

Bedrock: bedrock.medievalmc.co Port: 19132
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Chronicle Quest 1.21

chapter 37, SHONEN, Chronicle, Gauche Suede, FANTASY

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a place where you can mine diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding on rainbow-colored llamas.

Join our server for a chance to battle evil witches with your trusty pet chicken by your side.

Explore mysterious dungeons filled with dancing skeletons and treasure chests overflowing with enchanted cookies.

But beware, because in this world, even the trees have eyes and the rivers flow with liquid gold.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s embark on a wild adventure together in the land of Chapter 37:Hodai Franklin!

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Bing High Minecraft SMP: A.I. Broad Focused Thread

hailuoai, Song Creation, Discord, Thread, Udio

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination!

Forget about building boring houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be building roller coasters that go straight to the moon, giant statues of yourself made entirely out of diamonds, and even a replica of the Eiffel Tower made out of TNT!

But that’s not all, we have special events like “Zombie Pigman Olympics” where you compete in crazy challenges like pig riding, lava parkour, and even a synchronized swimming competition in a pool of molten lava!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back!

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MineHabitz – Digging for Success!

personal growth, healthy living, MineHabitz, productivity, self improvement

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in all of Minecraftia.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best Minecraft life!

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