Welcome to /dft/ – the Discord Fappy Talky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride of sharing your weirdest fetishes, posting about your kinkiest desires, and of course, jerking off together in-game. Our current theme is the “Nice Tits Edition,” so get ready to build the most voluptuous structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with nothing but diamond-encrusted dildos. Will you be the next lucky adventurer to uncover this treasure trove? Or maybe you’ll be the one to discover the secret portal to the land of endless hentai.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on /dft/ and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to keep it PG-13… or not, we won’t judge.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Goof Country

    Goof Country

    Goof Country is a single biome only server. Right now its dripstone caves. The biome changes every 1st and 15th of the month.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 36 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 New Chunks Explored: 66747
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Blossom Network

    Blossom Network

    Immerse yourself in a survival adventure where MCMMO transforms ordinary gameplay into a skill-level journey. Conquer quests, hone your skills, and navigate the world with grief prevention tools that keep your builds safe. Plus, with a thriving economy, you can get rich and compete for the top spot on the leaderboard. Join us for a perfect mix of MCMMO, survival challenges, epic quests, grief prevention, and economic elements!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Farms Harvested: 963 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Horizons Reborned

    Horizons Reborned

    Embark on an adventure like no other in our Minecraft server! With McMMO, Jobs, and Slimefun the possibilities are endless to discover. The horizon awaits you!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Magic Items Found: 8985 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Towns Built: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Forgotten Realms

    Forgotten Realms

    Welcome to the Forgotten Realms, a unique Minecraft experience where creativity, adventure, and community come together! Our server, equipped with the latest and most innovative plugins, offers an immersive world that goes beyond the ordinary.

    Exciting Features: – Bolt: Experience Minecraft like never before with Bolt, enhancing server performance and gameplay smoothness. – Advanced Lock System: Our server introduces a new evolution of the classic Lockette/LWC plugins, providing enhanced security for your treasures. – Fancy Biomes: Explore breathtaking custom-generated biomes, each offering a unique landscape and adventure. Your next discovery is just around the corner! – Voting Rewards: Have a say in the server’s progression! Engage in our community voting system and earn exciting rewards for your contributions. – ChestShops: Unleash your entrepreneurial spirit! Create and manage your own shops, trade with other players, and become a tycoon in our dynamic economy. – TreeFeller: Make lumberjacking more efficient and satisfying with TreeFeller, allowing for quick and easy harvesting of wood. – ChatEmojis: Express yourself in more ways than ever with our ChatEmojis, adding fun and personality to every conversation.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 47 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Ranked BedWars

    Ranked BedWars

    Ranked BedWars server, intended for all players, no premium needed, competition road in all modes, prizes for 1st, 2nd, 3rd place, COME AND HAVE FUN WITH US

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Chimeras Created: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Falling into the Void: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • NovaKay

    NovaKay

    NovaKay is a minecraft server for thekaymasters community and anyone else who wants to play! We currently have a smp server for subscribers of thekaymaster on twitch and a skyblock server open to everyone. Come join! We have prizes for #1 skyblock island

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 18 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • TheBoysRP

    TheBoysRP

    TheBoysRP is a Minecraft server in 1.12.2. In this universe you can create your own story by becoming the most feared villain or the most sadistic hero! But if you wish, you can very well be just a simple citizen and do a completely respectable job like Doctor, Firefighter, etc. You can obtain various powers by consuming Composer V available on the server via various experiments carried out by Vaught and his scientists. Various realistic guns and vehicles are waiting for you to heist or race with your friends! Don’t wait any longer and come discover TheBoysRP experience on Minecraft.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Star Shards Collected: 88
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 119 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Galia Friends

    Galia Friends

    I hope you have fun within this great server 24/7 in version 1.20.1, have fun looking for an adventure in the mine, build incredible structures or cities or develop your engineering from another planet with redstone, if that doesn’t please you, explore the nether, or other planets like such, or just relax with friends doing things, enjoy the server. Echo for the community

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 306845 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Rolys Minecraft – Vanilla Survival

    Rolys Minecraft – Vanilla Survival

    A fresh vanilla server, with minimal plugins. Located in Australia.

    IP Address: vanilla.rolyd.com Discord: http://discord.gg/vtPFNYg

    We have been running Minecraft Servers since April 2011, and welcomes all new players to join.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • SkylexMC

    SkylexMC

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    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Zombie Dances: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Towns Built: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Sneazy Survival

    Sneazy Survival

    This is a survival server owned by Sneazy we have amazing plugins to enhance the survival experience:)

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 18 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Pure Anarchy

    Pure Anarchy

    Dive into the untamed wilderness of our Minecraft Vanilla Anarchy Server for 1.20.1, where chaos reigns supreme! In this no-holds-barred landscape, the only rule is that there are no rules. Forge alliances, build empires, and navigate through treacherous terrains, all while battling against other players to survive. With a world that’s left entirely to player discretion, every corner hides potential danger and opportunities. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a daring newcomer, prepare for an adventure where strategy, combat, and cunning will determine your fate. Join us in a realm where freedom is limitless, and every play is a fight for power and survival. Can you thrive in a world governed by anarchy?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3221 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • CoffeeWCream

    CoffeeWCream

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Rexagon Kingdoms

    Rexagon Kingdoms

    Rexagon Kingdoms Medium/Labor Open World SkyBlock. We are waiting for you on our server, which is constantly updated with the improved Mission system and open world experience.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • MenaceMC Factions

    MenaceMC Factions

    Join us and have fun with a bunch of menace that could **** you up, we are a toxic server and thats good cuz its more fun hehe. only for beasts, no weaklings allowed, if ure scared of losing items and want keep inventory, close this tab please, also if you wanna become tuff and not be a p*ssy, you should join us now and become a chad of minecraft.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 81
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2186

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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