Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! This server is not for the faint of heart, as we encourage players to post their weirdest fetishes in the chat while simultaneously jerking off in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.

So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?

Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SibSavageCraft

authority dynamics, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, confrontations, conservative upbringing, Cultural differences, derogatory comments, family dynamics, family functions, family loyalty, hurt feelings, immigrant experience, insults, material life needs, right and wrong, sibling relationships, SibSavageCraft, standing up for loved ones, tolerance, VALUES

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos and build your own peaceful world! No more arguments over who’s right or wrong, just pure fun and creativity.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about insulting comments from family members. No more excuses for bad behavior, just a supportive community of fellow players who want to have a good time.

Say goodbye to family functions filled with tension and hello to a virtual world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join now and leave the drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining diamonds instead?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Divine Spears Created:	30
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

FromRags2Diamonds Minecraft SMP

achieving goals, AMBITION, determination, financial growth, financial independence, Financial Stability, Financial Success, financial transformation., FromRags2Diamonds, hard work, Minecraft, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, POVERTY, rags to riches, self improvement, smp, success, success story, wealth, Wealth accumulation, wealth building

Are you tired of being a peasant in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP and watch as you go from rags to riches in the blink of an eye! One player started out with just a dirt hut and a wooden sword, but after joining our server, they stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear! They now rule over their own kingdom, complete with a diamond throne and a pet dragon. Who knows what treasures await you on our server? Join now and start your journey from poor to rich in record time!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CreeperHouseParty

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Have you ever had a guest come over and start building a giant statue of themselves in your living room? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of crazy antics and unexpected surprises. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wacky community of players. So come on over and let your creativity run wild – just try not to build any giant statues in real life, okay?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

TarmacTakeover Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, if you wanna escape the chaos of real life and join a wild and wacky Minecraft server, then you gotta check out this place! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one time, this dude named Steve was just minding his own business, building a sick castle on the server, when all of a sudden, a herd of angry llamas stampeded through his village. But get this, instead of causing chaos, they started dancing and singing the Macarena! It was like a llama flash mob, man.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a creeper on the dance floor.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real life drama when you can have llamas and disco parties in Minecraft, am I right? Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

KremlinCraft: NoNKSoldiersDeny

Allies, Conflict, denial, Diplomacy, disputed claims, eastern europe, Evidence, international relations, investigation, KremlinCraft, military intervention, NoNKSoldiersDeny, North Korea, Politics, Propaganda, russia, sanctions, security council, soldiers, Ukraine, united nations, War

So, like, u know how u always wanted to battle against North Korean soldiers in Ukraine but like, u can’t cuz u know, it’s kinda illegal and stuff? Well, guess what, on our server, u can totally do that! We got like, a whole army of North Korean soldiers just waiting for u to take ’em down in epic battles! Plus, u can like, build ur own base and stuff and show those soldiers who’s boss! Join now for the most insane and illegal Minecraft experience ever!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Line Forgetters R Us

Acting, acting challenges, acting skills, Acting techniques, bad acting, character portrayal, comedy, Difficulty, entertainment industry, film, Forgetters, Improvisation, line, Line forgetting, memorization, on-screen talent, Performance, Rehearsal, role playing, script, television, Theatre

join dis wild minecraft server where u can be an actor playing a bad actor!! u might forget ur lines and be like “oopsies i forgot” but who cares cuz we keep rollin like a potato down a hill!!! come join da fun and see if u can remember ur lines or just make up new ones on da spot like a boss!!! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me, u don’t wanna miss dis crazy ride!!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Brain Cell Busters: Anxiety Edition

anxiety, anxiety treatment, anxiety-related behaviors, autism, Behavioral Disorders, Brain, brain cell communication, brain function, brain research, Busters, Cell, Edition, mental health, Molecular biology, neurodevelopmental disorders, neuroscience, neurotransmitters, protein complex, psychiatric disorders, schizophrenia, synapse organization, synaptic dysfunction, therapeutic targets, TrkC-PTPσ

Join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the chaos of the TrkC-PTPσ protein complex! Forget about building houses and farming, on our server, you’ll be disrupting brain cell communication and causing abnormal synapse organization like never before!

Watch as your fellow players spiral into anxiety, autism, and schizophrenia, all in the name of fun! Who needs therapy when you have our server to mess with your brain chemistry?

So come on and join us for a wild ride of brain-related shenanigans! Just remember to bring your tin foil hat to protect yourself from the mind-altering effects. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave our crazy server once you experience the madness!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Europa Mediocre: Where the nations are lamer than the earth map and the magic is faker than the economy!

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Europa Minecraft Server Overview

Server Description
🏰 Modded Medieval Earth Server set in 1444 with Earth Map and pre-claimed Nations. Includes historical and fantasy elements.
⚔️ Server Features include Knights, Vikings, Mongols, Crusaders, Pirates, Wars of Religion, Politics, Diplomacy, Trade, Economy, Roleplay, Building, PVP.
🐲 Ice and Fire, ⛏️ Tinker’s Construct, ✨ Apotheosis, 📚 Ars Nouveau, 🧙‍♂️ Iron’s Spells ‘n Spellbooks, ⛵ Valkyien Skies, 🌤️ Aether, 🌾 Many Food/Agriculture Mods, 🏗️ Many Building Mods.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What is the theme of Europa Minecraft Server?	The server is based on a Modded Medieval Earth setting in the year 1444 with a mix of historical and fantasy elements.
What are some of the server features?	Features include Knights, Vikings, Mongols, Crusaders, Pirates, Wars of Religion, Politics, Diplomacy, Trade, Economy, Roleplay, Building, and PVP.
Can I view the modlist for the server?	Yes, you can view the modlist here.
Where can I find the Dynmap with claims?	You can check out the map with claims on the Dynmap here.
What is the Minecraft Server IP Address?	The IP address for the server is europa.minecraft.bz.
Where can I get more information about the server and modpack?	For server and modpack information, you can visit our Discord Server here.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Winner Winner Minecraft Server

achievement, confusion, disbelief, does this mean i won, doubt, elation, Minecraft, Questioning, questioning the conclusion, questioning the decision, questioning the judgment, questioning the outcome, questioning the result, questioning the ruling, questioning the verdict, Server, success, Surprise, triumph, Uhh.., uncertainty, Victory, winner, winning

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden golden chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question, “uhh does this mean i won?”

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Dragons Tamed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Deep Thinker Vtuber Minecraft SMP

audience interaction, Communication, Community, content creators, deep, Digital Media, Empathy, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Gaming, male audience, Minecraft, online content, online personalities, relationships, smp, streaming, Support, think deeply, thinker, Understanding, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtuber, Vtubers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show and more chaos than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging gossip and betrayal from your fellow players.

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for stacks of emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be warned, they have a strict “no llama drama” policy.

But that’s not all! We also have a group of mischievous pandas who roam the server causing chaos and pranking unsuspecting players. One time they turned the entire spawn area into a giant bamboo forest just for laughs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CousinConfrontationCraft

aita, childhood friends, Confrontation, cousin conflict, CousinConfrontationCraft, custody issues, disabled mother, elder cousin, EMBARRASSMENT, family drama, family loss, high risk pregnancy, legal threats, lying accusations, mental health concerns, nursing home, pick me child, Protective, protective daughter, substance abuse, workplace conflict

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with pick-me cousins, cold responses, and overprotective aunts.

Experience the thrill of confronting relatives in the virtual world, where legal issues and no contact orders are just a click away. Our server is perfect for those who thrive on chaos and love a good dose of drama.

So, are you ready to dive into a world where family feuds reign supreme? Join us now and show off your adulting skills while navigating through the craziness of family dynamics. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Let the games begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

LieCraft SMP: BiggestLieEver

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Have you ever told someone you were a Minecraft pro when in reality you can’t even craft a wooden pickaxe without looking it up on Google? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, lying about your Minecraft skills is not only encouraged, it’s practically a requirement!

Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the biggest lie you’ve ever told will seem like child’s play compared to the shenanigans we get up to. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of talking pigs who have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the lies and laughter begin! Just remember, if anyone asks if you’re a Minecraft pro, the correct answer is always “yes, absolutely, 100% pro.”

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PixelRabbitHole

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Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where the rabbits are the rulers and the players are their loyal subjects? Well, get ready to fall down the craziest rabbit hole of them all on our server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can embark on quests to find the elusive rabbit king, challenge other players to epic carrot duels, and even attend a fancy tea party with the Queen Bunny herself. But beware, for the rabbit mafia lurks in the shadows, ready to steal your diamonds and hop away into the night.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world where bunnies reign supreme and chaos reigns supreme, then hop on over to our server and join the madness! Who knows what kind of rabbit hole you’ll fall into next?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BeirutBlastMC Server – Digging Through the Fun!

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Yo, so like, this server is so lit, it’s like Israel’s deadliest strike in central Beirut level of epicness! People be diggin’ through the rubble tryna find all the hidden treasures and secret loot. Join this server if you wanna be shooketh and stunned by the craziness that goes down. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! Plus, you might even find some diamonds in the rubble, who knows? Just don’t forget your pickaxe and armor, cuz things can get wild up in here!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

HamCraftDaily

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and the zombies do the cha-cha slide instead of attacking you. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that make you fly.

rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where pigs can talk and trees grow cookies. our community is full of friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of blocks of cheese and have epic dance parties in the town square.

we even have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and trade in rare emeralds. join us now and become part of the wackiest minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7616
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.