Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! This server is not for the faint of heart, as we encourage players to post their weirdest fetishes in the chat while simultaneously jerking off in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.

So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?

Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Mines Excavated:	4576	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CousinConfrontationCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with pick-me cousins, cold responses, and overprotective aunts.

Experience the thrill of confronting relatives in the virtual world, where legal issues and no contact orders are just a click away. Our server is perfect for those who thrive on chaos and love a good dose of drama.

So, are you ready to dive into a world where family feuds reign supreme? Join us now and show off your adulting skills while navigating through the craziness of family dynamics. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Let the games begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

LieCraft SMP: BiggestLieEver

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Have you ever told someone you were a Minecraft pro when in reality you can’t even craft a wooden pickaxe without looking it up on Google? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, lying about your Minecraft skills is not only encouraged, it’s practically a requirement!

Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the biggest lie you’ve ever told will seem like child’s play compared to the shenanigans we get up to. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of talking pigs who have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the lies and laughter begin! Just remember, if anyone asks if you’re a Minecraft pro, the correct answer is always “yes, absolutely, 100% pro.”

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Crops Grown:	1905	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PixelRabbitHole

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Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where the rabbits are the rulers and the players are their loyal subjects? Well, get ready to fall down the craziest rabbit hole of them all on our server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can embark on quests to find the elusive rabbit king, challenge other players to epic carrot duels, and even attend a fancy tea party with the Queen Bunny herself. But beware, for the rabbit mafia lurks in the shadows, ready to steal your diamonds and hop away into the night.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world where bunnies reign supreme and chaos reigns supreme, then hop on over to our server and join the madness! Who knows what kind of rabbit hole you’ll fall into next?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BeirutBlastMC Server – Digging Through the Fun!

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Yo, so like, this server is so lit, it’s like Israel’s deadliest strike in central Beirut level of epicness! People be diggin’ through the rubble tryna find all the hidden treasures and secret loot. Join this server if you wanna be shooketh and stunned by the craziness that goes down. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! Plus, you might even find some diamonds in the rubble, who knows? Just don’t forget your pickaxe and armor, cuz things can get wild up in here!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Towns Built:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Villages Defended:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

HamCraftDaily

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and the zombies do the cha-cha slide instead of attacking you. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that make you fly.

rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where pigs can talk and trees grow cookies. our community is full of friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of blocks of cheese and have epic dance parties in the town square.

we even have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and trade in rare emeralds. join us now and become part of the wackiest minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Runes Activated:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Blockhead Breakdance Bonanza

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lol, u ever seen a breakdancer with a headspin hole? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! join us for some sick moves and crazy headspins that will leave u with a bulging scalp. doctors warn against it, but who cares when u can be the coolest breakdancer in the blocky world? hair loss and inflammation are just part of the fun on our server. so come on over and show off ur headspin power move skills! just don’t blame us when u end up with a hole in ur head, lol.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2349	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1591
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Alathra: More Blocks, Less Drama – Just Like Real World Politics 1.20+

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Alathra: New Frontiers

A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

IP: play.alathramc.com

Discord: https://discord.gg/zhDwpftY

Website: https://alathra.com/

Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain.

All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, and organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

Key Features:

Custom Fishing	Our latest uodate, Alathra: Better With Bait! With mini games now making fishing more interesting, every cast is different, plus brand new baits and a large variety of new fish for you to catch.
Towny	Create towns and cities with your friends or join an existing one. With Towny you can claim areas to build safely and store your items. Start a large nation with sprawling cities or create a small farming village. The sky is the limit!
Lore, RP & Worldbuilding	One of the key gameplay aspects of Alathra is its lore, roleplay (RP) and geopolitics. The community is constantly creating captivating lore and RP including player-run organizations, events, and religions, as well as conflicts and wars. In Alathra you can create your own unique story, which is bound to intertwine with the stories of others.
Custom World	The map of Alathra is completely custom, designed from scratch using a combination of tools to encourage exploration trade and geopolitics. The world consists of continents separated by oceans and is divided into four temperature zones. Along with enhancements to vanilla biomes, the map also includes many new biomes such as red sand deserts, tropical beaches, calcite mountains, giant spruce forests, mangrove islands, prairies, steppes and more! There are also landmarks that can be found throughout the map including volcanoes, salt flats and underground rivers.
Custom Plugins	Alathra has its own dedicated team of developers who are consistently develop new plugins and features that give Alathra a unique feel that we guarantee you won’t find on other servers. Some examples include lockpicking, a custom war system, character cards, medieval weapons, a fast travel port system, regional resources and so much more!
Movecraft	Movecraft is a plugin that allows you to create moveable ships, from small fishing boats to large Man o’ Wars! Fill your ships with chests for trade or line them with cannons for war. The version of Movecraft Alathra uses is also specifically written and configured to allow for naval combat.
Brewing	The Brewery plugin allows you to create many different interesting brews as well as the many custom brews that have been made by players. Become your town’s barkeeper! Experiment to see how many of hundreds of custom brews you can discover.
Custom Mobs and Animals	We have quite a few custom passive and aggressive mobs, including sharks, giant squid, deer, elephants, moles and boars.
Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes	Recently reset our custom nether features uniquely created biomes and custom nether mobs including the Gargoyle, Nether Leech, Hell Hounds and Imps.

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, simply use the IP: play.alathramc.com in your Minecraft client.

2. Can I create my own town or nation?

Yes! With the Towny feature, you can create your own towns and even nations on the server.

3. Is there a roleplay aspect to the server?

Yes, Alathra has a strong focus on lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own unique stories within the server.

4. Are there unique features on the server?

Yes, Alathra has custom plugins, custom mobs, custom biomes, and various other unique features that set it apart from other servers.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Divine Spears Created:	16

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NATO Head Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even Trump is considering making us the head of NATO! Why, you ask? Because our server is so well-equipped for battle that even the creepers are scared to come near us. Join us and become part of the most powerful alliance in the Minecraft world. Who needs diplomacy when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a warrior!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	4221
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Fantazio Quotes Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of talking llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest parties you can imagine. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a bunch of emerald-loving NPCs.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Need I say more?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

HospitalDadMinecraftServer

Communication, dinner time, emergency room visit, Facebook notifications, family asks, family cares, family dynamics, Free Healthcare, Healthcare, hospital visit, HospitalDadMinecraftServer, inspirational quotes, meme sharing, Notification, parental relationship, phone call, rest time, surgery, vein problems, wfh, work from home

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family’s group chat? Look no further! Join our server for some epic family drama and passive-aggressive messages that will make you question your relationships!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have free healthcare for all players! No need to worry about those pesky potion bills, we’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with surprise twists and turns, just like when your mom randomly calls you to interrogate you about your whereabouts. Will you make it out alive? Only time will tell.

And don’t forget about our special feature: the ER adventure! Join our server and experience the thrill of rushing to the hospital with your family, all while trying to maintain your sanity. Who needs mobs when you have family members throwing shade at each other?

So come on down to our server, where the drama never ends and the family feuds are always on the rise. Who needs a peaceful mining session when you can have a chaotic family reunion instead? Join now and see if you’re the AITA of our Minecraft world!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Towns Built:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mines Excavated:	2487	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SisWedding40thBdayVenueMine

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🎉🎈Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to party? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time like no other! 🎈🎉

🍰👰‍♀️Imagine this: You’re mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly a wedding procession marches through your land! Yes, that’s right, we host surprise weddings on our server! Who knows, you might even catch the bouquet and find your in-game soulmate!👰‍♀️🍰

🎂🥳And speaking of birthdays, we throw the most epic birthday bashes in all of Minecraft! Picture this: a giant cake made of diamonds, a fireworks display that lights up the night sky, and a special appearance by Notch himself! Don’t miss out on the celebration of a lifetime!🥳🎂

🎊💍But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is built on top of a hidden treasure trove filled with rare loot and enchanted items. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player in the land? Join now and start your quest for glory!💍🎊

🎮So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unforgettable adventures in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out on the fun – your epic journey starts now!🎮

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Emeralds Found:	1269	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

LoneSleepGamer – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of sharing a bed with your noisy pet pig in Minecraft? Join our SMP where you can finally get a good night’s sleep without any snoring animals hogging the covers! Our server is so peaceful, you’ll drift off into dreamland faster than you can say “creepers are my alarm clock.” Plus, rumor has it that sleeping alone in our SMP gives you superpowers like the ability to fly in your dreams and summon a herd of sheep to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Join us and sleep like a Minecraft king (or queen) tonight!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Potions Brewed:	40
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ReplayCraft2021

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Forget about all those other games, because our Minecraft server is where the real party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! And that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop bacon when you defeat them. Yes, you heard that right, bacon! So if you want to experience the most epic and hilarious adventures in Minecraft, then come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

arms stockpiles, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, defense technology, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global conflict, Hermit Kingdom, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military intervention, military tactics, Minecraft, missile attack, North Korea, political tensions, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, war of drones, WARFARE

haha dis server be like a war zone but wit blocks and creepers instead of missiles and soldiers. join us if u wanna be part of da action and help us take down dem pesky North Korean officers who keep tryna steal our diamonds. we got drones flyin around and arms stockpiles everywhere, it’s like a virtual battlefield but way more fun cuz u can respawn. come join da chaos and be a hero in dis crazy world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Star Shards Collected:	254
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	656
Holy Grails Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RussianTeachRageQuitCraft

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So, like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping emeralds and gold blocks like confetti at a party! And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off for the ultimate treasure chest full of enchanted weapons and armor!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russian schoolteachers are quitting their jobs just to play here! That’s right, over 190,000 of them ditched their boring classrooms to join our epic adventures and build the craziest pixel art you’ve ever seen!

So, why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while being serenaded by a chorus of singing creepers? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.