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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 9597 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 8492 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
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