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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 3298 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 3807 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Star Shards Collected: | 104 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
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