Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is as cheap and questionable as the chink shit you find online! Join us for our back to school sale edition, where we discuss all the sketchy products you can get your hands on.

Looking for a new guide? Check out our Work In Progress guide that will have you navigating the world of cheap chink shit like a pro. Need some advice on what headphones or earbuds to buy? Head over to /g/iemg for some hilarious recommendations.

But that’s not all – we’ve got insane mergeboss links where you can click three times and post your own questionable purchase. Want a cheap smartphone? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, head over to /vr/hhg for some wild suggestions.

Join us on this wild ride of cheap products and outrageous stories. Previous players have had a blast, so why not join in on the fun? Just remember, everything is from China – but that just adds to the excitement, right?

Updated November 10, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Magic Items Found: 1379
Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • MineLounge

    MineLounge

    Home of the GREATEST Prison Experience

    Looking to join a unique, custom experience? Well then, join today! We have never before seen features like – Cryptocurrency – PayPal Rewards – Robots – Custom Enchants MORE COMING SOON

    Join the most competitive and unique server available on Minecraft now! Be sure to watch out for the upcoming join from your favorite YouTubers!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Potions Brewed: 123
    New Chunks Explored: 990286 Divine Spears Created: 22

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • 10b10t

    10b10t

    10builders10tools is a minecraft server that promises its players semi-vanilla survival gameplay with PVP, a never ending world and no rules. There is some exceptions for example, effecting the server’s performance using lag machines. The IP is 10b10t.org. The server has been created on the 18th of January 2020. The world (as of now) 797 MB with 10+ Unique Players

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Animals Bred: 12 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Bestcommune

    Bestcommune
    Server IP: 77.67.151.217

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Anarchy.bar

    Anarchy.bar

    Anarchy.bar is a new Anarchy server where all things are allowed, Toxicity, Hacking, Griefing, you name it!

    Most servers like this are on version 1.12.2, but we strive to be different and are on version 1.14.4!

    Come check us out @ Anarchy.bar (1.14.4)

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Terra

    Terra

    This server is a non rules world. And this is also a rol play world plese dont do anything stupid……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..i dont know what to type follow me on my ig: dornikeva follow me on my youtube: Eva Dornik

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Arcane expanse

    Arcane expanse
    Arcane Expanse Origins SMP

    Arcane Expanse is a 1.19.2 forge origins server hosted by Shockbyte with tons of additions, including:

    Artifacts

    Croptopia (Food)

    Custom Origins

    Lots of new weapons and bosses

    New combat animations and new dash mechanic

    Tons of quality of life changes

    Deeper and Darker (Sculk dimension)

    Lots of new mobs, hostile and passive alike

    Lore and role playing, not required it’s just for those that are into it

    And soooo much more!

    So, what do you need to join? Well,

    You need a computer, Minecraft Java Edition, 32 or 64 bit Java (the app not the game), Curseforge, and 1.19.2 forge. You will also need to join the Arcane Expanse discord server. There’s a more detailed description on how to join there. We have linked the discord server filled with a welcoming community for you to join that also contains the Curseforge modpack.

    Arcane Expanse invites you on a brand new adventure that will cross multiple realities and fates, will you accept?

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Swevikings

    Swevikings

    Swevikings is an english and swedish minecraft server where we have active players and moderators to ensure an safe player enviroment.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • EagleKnightRealm

    EagleKnightRealm

    If you like an oldschool Minecraft server look no further, EagleKnightRealm is a faction server just like it was years ago. Everyone is welcome, there are almost no rules just behave there is friendly staff and fun people.

    * 24/7 Factions server * IP: eagleknightrealm.eu * Discord: https://discord.gg/jGR8jpy

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Loopgens

    Loopgens

    LoopGens is a Generator focused server that aims to provide quality gameplay with many features including Tokens, Custom Spawners, Custom Enchantments, Events, Lockers, PvP and much more.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • ArcticForest

    ArcticForest

    ArcticForest – Wilderness Survival also known as ArcticForestMC is a Survival server for advanced Minecraft players that may require some patience and courage to survive. The world has not been reset for 9 years. There are 100’s even 1000 builds, bases, houses scattered across the entire world. If you’re up for the challenge then go for it, if not then why are you still reading this? Nows your time to be in the history books.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • NorthStarrMC

    NorthStarrMC

    Welcome to NorthStarrMC, where we pride ourselves in only restricting items that are truly harmful to the player experience. Join us and help us our humble little community a little bit better!

    **Hub | Version [all]** – hub.northstarrmc.net **MC Eternal | Version [1.3.7.1]** -eternal.northstarrmc.net **SkyFactory 4 | Version [4.2.2.]** – sf4.northstarrmc.net **Pixelmon Reforged | Version [8.0.2]** – pixelmon.northstarrmc.net

    **Join our Discord:** https://discord.gg/nCvWHwm

    **Server Specs:** CPU Intel i9-9900K 8-core, RAM 64GB DDR4,Storage 2x 1TB NVME, Bandwidth 1 GBit/s

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Inmortalmc

    Inmortalmc

    ImmortalMC [1.20] – JAVA/BEDROCK, ★ Survival ★ Skyblock ★ PrisionOP ★ Survival CUSTOM ★ BoxPVP ★ AND MUCH MORE. With a friendly community and stable servers, get ready to immerse yourself in an unforgettable gaming experience! ★ EVENTS ★ ZERO LAG ★ DEDICATED STAFF ★ IMMORTALMC .NET★ Join us and discover a universe full of infinite possibilities.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • frontwindow

    frontwindow

    frontwindows – aternos anarchy server the owner is gonna be trying to keep the server alive and updating the server version, he will probably fail….

    fresh map, barely any player interaction as of now.

    have fun and good luck!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 132

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Lichcraft

    Lichcraft

    Lichcraft is an SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server which offers a unique, fun and engaging experience for players. We have great interaction with our community on our forums and discord to ensure we take in their ideas and get new content out for them whenever possible. Our staff team is also constantly working to keep the community free of rule breakers and make sure all bugs are being worked on.

    You can join Lichcraft on the following versions: 1.8 – latest version of Minecraft

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Cobblecore

    Cobblecore
    Welcome to CobbleCore, where imagination runs wild, adventures await, and friendships are forged! Join us for endless fun, from epic quests to creative builds, intense PvP battles, and a vibrant community. Get ready to dive into a world where the possibilities are boundless. Let the blocky chaos begin!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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