Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is as cheap and questionable as the chink shit you find online! Join us for our back to school sale edition, where we discuss all the sketchy products you can get your hands on.

Looking for a new guide? Check out our Work In Progress guide that will have you navigating the world of cheap chink shit like a pro. Need some advice on what headphones or earbuds to buy? Head over to /g/iemg for some hilarious recommendations.

But that’s not all – we’ve got insane mergeboss links where you can click three times and post your own questionable purchase. Want a cheap smartphone? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, head over to /vr/hhg for some wild suggestions.

Join us on this wild ride of cheap products and outrageous stories. Previous players have had a blast, so why not join in on the fun? Just remember, everything is from China – but that just adds to the excitement, right?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Ores Mined: 6667
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • HeadHunter PvP

    HeadHunter PvP

    The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 20

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • HitCraft

    HitCraft

    Hello welcome! HitCraft is a server based on Survival Custom version 1.19. Vote for our server to receive rewards that you can discover in the game.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Villages Defended: 12
    Emeralds Found: 3834 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • BadWolfMC

    BadWolfMC

    Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults. With spacious build areas and carefully curated plugins, our server maintains the vanilla feel while adding a touch of fun and ensuring the safety of your creations. Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server, enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device, and find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and once your application is approved, you’ll gain build permissions to bring your imagination to life. Discover the captivating world of BadWolfMC and let your creativity roam free!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 450 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Infinity Nexus

    Infinity Nexus

    “Infinity Nexus” started as a personal project for a small group of friends who are passionate about technology and Minecraft. It quickly turned into something that many other players wanted to experience. Incorporating popular mods like Mekanism and others, this modpack elevates Minecraft’s simple block world into a field of advanced technological innovations.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Magic Items Found: 6764 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Villages Defended: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • FenixCraft

    FenixCraft

    We are a Minecraft Network, which aims to represent players addicted to this game, a new way of approaching the game, through different improvements to the game giving it a professional look, as well as perfect gameplay.Our mission is for you to have unlimited fun, we are waiting for you!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Zombie Dances: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 27 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Hoobs Live

    Hoobs Live

    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft Servers? Is it putting you to sleep? Well, you’re in luck! Welcome to the worlds most interactive Minecraft server ever created. Hoobs brings you the best integration between your already favorite game and Youtube! You can play on our server by using the ip: hoobs.live or just hang out in the chat. There are tons of things to do in the chat, but the most important is to collect Hoob Loot! Get on our YouTube Channel and type !shop to get started.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • MineClick

    MineClick

    MineClick is a unique Minecraft server that features an incremental/idle clicker gamemode. Start your adventure today by joining the server at play.mineclick.net– You are given your own island where you can mine special blocks. – For starters, every mined block gets you 1 gold. In order to speed up your progress you can upgrade your Pickaxe and hire workers that do the job for you. By upgrading your workers you increase their income rate. – There are also upgrades that you can do to your island which give a variety of perks such as worker efficiency increase or an additional Pickaxe. – When you’ve made enough gold you can unlock a new island which gives you an increase to global gold multiplier and new island upgrades. – You workers work even when you’re offline.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Potions Brewed: 50 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Nest Pig

    Nest Pig

    Survival Atena: Have fun in the biggest geopolitical survival in all of Brazil! It is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock, pirated and original versions, starting from version 1.16! Survival Atena offers everything a player could want, such as a unique system for creating cities and nations, mcmmo, custom texture, clans, wars, events, and many others! Don’t waste any more time and come play on Rede Pig

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Mines Excavated: 1580
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • ClikaCraft

    ClikaCraft

    Welcome to our Minecraft multiplayer server, where fun and adventure are found around every corner! Immerse yourself in a unique survival that goes beyond convention. Experience a custom world full of surprises, from adorable pets to exciting classes with unique abilities. Discover chests full of treasure, navigate intuitive menus and unleash impressive power-ups. Protect your achievements and enjoy the gaming experience in a friendly and exciting environment! Join us on this epic journey, where creativity and camaraderie merge in the pixelated universe of Minecraft 1.17-1.20. Adventure awaits you!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Dimension Hops: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • HomesteadCraft

    HomesteadCraft

    HomesteadCraft is an RPG-inspired adult MC server with a vanilla-feel; think vanilla ice cream with sprinkles. Aurelium Skills- Introduces Skills and Stats into Minecraft! Acuteloot- Adds literally BILLIONS of unique named items. Outside of the RPG-inspired plugins, we also use a claims plugin. Since this is a grief-free server (see rules below), you can imagine this one helps prevent a LOT of things. We currently have a world border of 9k in each direction from spawn. With an admin team that strives to assure constant 20TPS, and a friendly and helpful mod team, we try to build a close-knit community of friends from all over the world who just want to hangout with other adults and play some Minecraft. 21+ because we’re not interested in dealing with kid-related drama. WHERE TO FIND US Join us at Homesteadcraft.mcserver.us RULES 1: Don’t be a D!/k. 2: 21+ only. 3: Even as an adult-only server, please limit profanity in chat. 4: Absolutely NO hateful or derogatory language will be tolerated.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Sloome Magic

    Sloome Magic

    This is the best friendly server of Minecraft you can join us today and we have a lot of plugins and many players play with us in the server Enjoy 🙂

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3662

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Frontier Network

    Frontier Network

    Welcome to Frontier Network! We currently offer a great cobblemon experience featuring tons of custom mods!Cobblemon: (Latest Version : Adds over 500 Pokemon to Minecraft) This version of Cobblemon runs on Minecraft 1.20.1 fabric!Server IP: play.frontier-mc.com Discord: discord.gg/6D9yYRxFGR Website: https://www.frontier-mc.com/

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CubitoLand Network

    CubitoLand Network

    We have various modalities such as Survival Custom, Sykblock, Boxpvp, Prison, Planet Earth, Bedwars, and above all a lot of fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Potions Brewed: 101
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Rentera Online

    Rentera Online

    Custom RPG Towny Server with a proper RPG experience including Custom Monsters, Bosses and Equipment! Huge focus on Community, Economy and Custom RPG Content.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Villages Defended: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 137 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Animals Bred: 49

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Divided Earth

    Divided Earth

    Terradivisa is a geopolitical earth server aimed towards those who enjoy a more classic geopol experience. We have towny, an online map, siegewar, and several brand-new features created exclusively for this server, such as a nation based economy that allows nations to create and manage their own currency! We also have a monuments system to make town expansion independent of player count, and more to make an enjoyable server for all of your Geopolitical needs. Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/sFTMeMbn5s

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Crops Grown: 7435
    Potions Brewed: 168 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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