Minecraft SMP: /csg/ – Creeper Squad Goals

cheap chink shit, cheap products, China, Chink Shit General, creeper, csg, Deals, DISCOUNTS, earbuds, electronics, emulation device, Gadgets, goals, headphones, installgentoo wiki, Mergeboss links, Minecraft, News, reviews, Smartphone, smp, squad, Technology, TWS IEM reviews

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a server where the only rule is to embrace the cheap chink shit of the internet? Look no further than our server, where we discuss all things sketchy and too good to be true!

Join us for outrageous discussions about TWS IEM reviews, new guides that are a work in progress, and links to the installgentoo wiki for all your chink shit general needs. Share your Mergeboss links and find out what headphones/earbuds to buy, what cheap smartphone to get, or even what emulation device to snag.

But that’s not all! Stay tuned for the latest news and updates, because life is complicated but our server is here to make it a little more lolzy. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let’s embrace the chaos together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ores Mined:	9130
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

Hunts, Global Trade System, Safari, Events, Tournaments, Wondertrade, Skills. Play to win with player ran gyms & shops

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	762947	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Animals Bred:	167	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5289
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7615	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ores Mined:	3506	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Potions Brewed:	96

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!