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Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Chimeras Created:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	7759
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Holy Grails Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8531

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Star Shards Collected:	163	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dragons Tamed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	44
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5165
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	107
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3619	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	6908
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	380
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8662	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Towns Built:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	6218	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	19
Animals Bred:	56	Dragons Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.