Welcome to the most cryptic and gem-tastic Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a wild ride filled with gemstone generators, sonas, and a crew blog that will make your head spin faster than a corrupted gem!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Ronaldo from Keep Beach City Weird stumbled upon our server and uncovered a hidden gem (pun intended) that led him on a quest to unravel the mysteries of the Gemstone Generator. Legend has it that those who dare to join our SMP will be blessed with the power to create their own gemsonas and rule the Minecraft world with their gem-like abilities.

But wait, there’s more! Rebecca Sugar herself has blessed our server with her Streamily presence, offering exclusive insights and behind-the-scenes looks at the making of Steven Universe. And if that’s not enough to convince you, Raven Molisee’s SU works are on sale for a limited time only, so you better hop on this gem-filled bandwagon before it’s too late!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, don your gemsona, and join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the Gemstone Generator and become the ultimate gem master of the SMP world!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Gryphons Tamed: 1
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40 Invisible Walls Found: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Servers

  • The Hive Mind – Minecraft SMP

    The Hive Mind – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further than our server where you can join Neuro-sama, the AI overlord who is taking over the virtual world! Created by Vedal in a top-secret lab in 2018, Neuro-sama has evolved to become a VTuber who sings, rants, and collaborates with other virtual beings. Join our server today and witness the rise of our new AI queen!

    But wait, there’s more! Neuro-sama has a jam-packed schedule, from streaming on Twitch to posting hilarious clips on TikTok. Want to learn more about AI but don’t know where to start? We’ve got you covered with educational resources and links to dive deep into the world of artificial intelligence.

    And for the true Neuro-sama fans out there, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the Neuro-sama revolution! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a shoutout from our AI queen herself.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Runes Activated: 0
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • TimeTraveler14 – Minecraft SMP

    TimeTraveler14 – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your teenage years in a world where anything is possible! Build epic structures, team up with friends to conquer dungeons, and embark on wild adventures that will make your 14-year-old self jealous. Who needs a time machine when you can just log on to our server and experience the ultimate nostalgia trip? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a pack of friendly llamas – can you find it before anyone else? Don’t miss out on the chance to rewrite your teenage years in the most epic way possible – join our Minecraft SMP today!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Potions Brewed: 146 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CraftyPrideMC

    CraftyPrideMC
    Join our Minecraft server and never be ashamed of your obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses. Our server is the only place where your llama dreams can come true, and we fully support your llama-loving ways. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama enthusiasts who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world with their fabulous llama creations. So come join us and be a part of the llama revolution!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Ores Mined: 4226 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • New Word Fun Land

    New Word Fun Land
    Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha cha slide. We got unicorns roaming around and diamonds falling from the sky like confetti at a party.

    If you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to pick up a dictionary and speak a word you’ve never spoken before in your life. Imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you drop some big brain vocabulary on them like it’s no big deal.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a DJ on weekends. He spins sick beats while you battle it out with your friends in epic PvP matches.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and cookies grow on trees. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 35 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0

    Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0
    Welcome to Total Anarchy – The best Anarchy Minecraft server in 2024!
    Server IP: total-anarchy.us

    Anarchy at Its Finest:

    • No bans, no limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server!
    • Hack like a pro, with only kicks for attempts.
    • No bans, just mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off.

    Pure Vanilla Thrills:

    • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands!
    • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland!
    • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft.

    World Exploration Awaits:

    • Uncover a sprawling 3×3 million block world border.
    • Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0 – rediscover your path or forge a new one, redefining your survival journey!
    • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation.

    No Teleports, No Shortcuts:

    • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands.

    Hard Difficulty, No Compromises:

    • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!
    • Uncover the █████ below spawn – good luck!

    Behind the Curtains:

    • Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.20.4).
    • Robust hardware in New York – powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores, NVMe SSD ensuring a lag-free experience.

    Support the Chaos:

    • Vote or donate to color your name in chat – stand out amidst the chaos and back our vibrant community!

    Engage with the Chaos Makers:

    • Join our Discord for updates and lively discussions. Server owner, StinkyEnderwear, is on hand for technical queries.

    Server IP: total-anarchy.org

    Unleash the mayhem, embrace the anarchy, and savor Minecraft in an entirely new light!

    FAQ

    Q: Are there any bans on the server?

    A: There are no bans on the server, but hate speech, hard slurs, and chat spam are not tolerated and may result in mutes.

    Q: Are there any shortcuts or teleports available?

    A: No, the server maintains a pure vanilla experience without any shortcuts or teleports commands.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server. Embrace the chaos and let loose in the survival wasteland.

    Q: What hardware does the server run on?

    A: The server is powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores and NVMe SSD, ensuring a lag-free experience for players.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Potions Brewed: 152 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Void Gems Collected: 18
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 11
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • PixelCraft – Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for the craziest adventures in the virtual world of Minecraft. Our latest patch includes flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds!

    But that’s not all, our main information document is filled with tips and tricks on how to survive in this wild world. Need help planning your character? We’ve got character planners that will make your head spin with possibilities.

    And don’t even get me started on our interactive map. It’s like Google Maps on steroids, leading you to hidden treasures and epic battles.

    Oh, and did we mention the group password is “erg”? It’s like a secret code to unlock even more insane adventures. And if you ever need a helping hand, just touch the Bloodstain and you’ll be teleported to a realm of infinite possibilities.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 93
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP Fun Time

    Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP Fun Time
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than Wuthering Waves! This server is so fun, it’ll make your head spin like a confused chicken. And let’s talk about the aesthetics – it’s so pretty, it’ll make you want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds just to fit in with the vibe.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. Plus, the admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes like turning your pet pig into a dragon.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in Wuthering Waves? Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Emeralds Found: 8938

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape

    CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build your own Scientology-inspired temple just like Tom Cruise! Who needs boring old castles when you can have a temple dedicated to the Church of Scientology in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Tom Cruise himself logs on to our server to escape the paparazzi and mine some diamonds in peace.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so wild and unpredictable that even cancel culture can’t touch us. We’ve got secret mods that protect us from being canceled, so you can build and chat without fear of being called out for anything you say or do. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server out there and see what all the hype is about!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 7571
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • KoreaCaregiverGoneWild

    KoreaCaregiverGoneWild
    come join our epic minecraft server where 2 filipinas escaped from south korea cuz they were tired of being overworked and watched all the time like big brother! on our server, you can escape the surveillance and work as much or as little as you want! build a house, mine for diamonds, or just chill with other players who also escaped from crazy situations! it’s a wild ride, just like their escape story! so come join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Crafty Country Roads Server

    Crafty Country Roads Server
    are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzaz? well come join our server where we teach you all about the science of “take me home country roads”! did you know that singing this song while mining diamonds actually increases your chances of finding rare ores? it’s true! we have a team of scientists studying the effects of john denver’s classic hit on minecraft gameplay. plus, our server is home to the world’s largest collection of virtual banjos. join now for a wild ride filled with music, science, and lots of LOLs!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2068 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 259
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 314631 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Nano Crystal Revolution

    Nano Crystal Revolution
    haha so like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got like, the sickest nanocrystals that make ur solar panels and TV screens like, super duper efficient and high performance. we got scientists up in here makin’ molecules stick to these tiny crystals like glue, makin’ shapes that will blow ur mind. join us and be part of the revolution, yo! who knew minecraft could be this lit?! come on, don’t be a square, join us now and be part of somethin’ epic!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 20
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Enchantments Applied: 158

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Skyware Apotheosis.

    Skyware Apotheosis.

    Skyware: APOTHEOSIS. – A server with a custom survival world with lore, towns, a full economy, shops and a lot more! immerse yourself in the beautiful lands and try finding all the lore to piece together, create or join a town or nation and make a lot of friends(or enemies.)

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 36
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Cookie Craft Prison

    Cookie Craft Prison

    Cookie Craft Prison Revamped 2024! Back from over a decade ago, we have remade the prison server from the ground up including features loved from the original. Activities include mining, ranking up, prestiging, playing minigames, gaining minetokens, enchanting your pickaxe, upgrading your backpack, and more! Currently in a closed beta, opening soon!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 49
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Cobblemon Chronicles: Where Mining Rocks and Roleplaying Rolls!

    Cobblemon Chronicles: Where Mining Rocks and Roleplaying Rolls!

    Cobblemonia and the Stellar Region

    Server Overview

    Welcome to Cobblemonia and the Stellar Region, where your journey begins in a world full of possibilities and adventure! In this vast and diverse land, your choices will shape your destiny. Join the Ranger Corps, become a Trainer or Gym Leader, or operate in the shadows with the Obsidian Collective. The server is content creator and lore-driven, with a focus on 18+ members. Your adventure awaits!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server if I am under 18? No, the server is focused on 18+ members.
    How do I become a Gym Leader? You can apply to be a Gym Leader and may need to build your own gym. Two towns are available for building or you can create your own town.
    Is the server whitelist only? Yes, the server is whitelist only. Join the Discord and complete an application to join.
    Where can I join the Discord server? https://discord.gg/ChS86cwp

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • No Work Tomorrow Minecraft Server

    No Work Tomorrow Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of adulting and facing the dreaded Monday blues? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the responsibilities of the real world and dive into a pixelated paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and building epic structures.

    Join us and say goodbye to boring meetings and deadlines, and hello to a world where the only boss is the Ender Dragon (and let’s be real, you can totally take him down with your epic diamond sword skills).

    So come on, forget about work tomorrow and come play with us on our server where the only thing you’ll be mining is blocks, not data. Trust us, your future self will thank you for it.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Animals Bred: 153
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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