Minecraft SMP: CraftyCreeper101 – Now that I got your attention: please bear in mind that the same creeper blew up my house for the third time this week

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who have developed their own currency and economy. You’ll never know what kind of crazy deals you’ll stumble upon down there.

3. The only way to enter our server is by doing a dramatic interpretive dance in front of a group of chickens. It’s a weird initiation process, but hey, it keeps things interesting.

4. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a massive beast that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat it, and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few llamas. Just remember, the llamas are always watching…

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Emeralds Found:	699
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	1778	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Emeralds Found:	1909
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5277
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Towns Built:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	417	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	853	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Buildings Constructed:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Towns Built:	2
Ores Mined:	9181	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Farms Harvested:	229	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Buildings Constructed:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.