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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 5830 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
Farms Harvested: | 361 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Build your dream base on a floating island made entirely of cheese, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to dance to disco music.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who poops out diamonds every time you tell a bad joke. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas who give out free hugs.
So why wait? Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.