Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is already from China, just like the cheap chink shit you see on various sites. Join us as we discuss the most outrageous deals and products that will make you question reality.

First rule of our server: if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. But who cares when you can get a knockoff diamond sword for half the price?

Check out our useful links for TWS IEM reviews, a new guide that’s a work in progress, and even a wiki dedicated to chink shit general. And don’t forget to click on the Mergeboss links, where you can post your own unbelievable finds.

Looking for headphones or earbuds? Head over to /g/iemg. Need a cheap smartphone recommendation? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, check out /vr/hhg for all the latest deals.

Join us for some hilarious discussions and insane stories about the craziest products you can find online. Who needs real diamonds when you can have a pixelated knockoff version in Minecraft? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s explore the world of cheap chink shit together.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8091
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Potions Brewed:	93	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Love Letters Sent:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	236
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

mcexp.it

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

jogarbrasilcraft.com

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Players Killed by Monsters:	1470

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Alien Abductions:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6139
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	6202
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	New Chunks Explored:	192079
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6825
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	8282	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Love Letters Sent:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9900
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com