Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	589782	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Ores Mined:	1290	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is already from China, just like the cheap chink shit you see on various sites. Join us as we discuss the most outrageous deals and products that will make you question reality.

First rule of our server: if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. But who cares when you can get a knockoff diamond sword for half the price?

Check out our useful links for TWS IEM reviews, a new guide that’s a work in progress, and even a wiki dedicated to chink shit general. And don’t forget to click on the Mergeboss links, where you can post your own unbelievable finds.

Looking for headphones or earbuds? Head over to /g/iemg. Need a cheap smartphone recommendation? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, check out /vr/hhg for all the latest deals.

Join us for some hilarious discussions and insane stories about the craziest products you can find online. Who needs real diamonds when you can have a pixelated knockoff version in Minecraft? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s explore the world of cheap chink shit together.

Donutopia

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8616
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

“Embark on an epic adventure in our Minecraft realm! Unleash your creativity, conquer challenging quests, and build your dream world with a vibrant community. Join us for an immersive gaming experience where imagination knows no bounds. Welcome to a realm of endless possibilities!” (chatgpt text

104.238.220.120:25585

Empyria

MCMMO, Pixelmon

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	79666
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Join the discord for the mods needed [in the channel ‘’announcement’’]

Welcome to our brand-new Minecraft server, where adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a unique gameplay experience with the Cobblemon mod, adding a new twist to your mining adventures by introducing Pokemon that you can battle and collect. Unleash your creativity with the Create mod, offering a wide range of tools and contraptions to build impressive structures and automate tasks. Join our community, explore vast worlds, and embark on exciting quests filled with challenges and rewards. Are you ready to craft, build, and conquer in this ultimate Minecraft journey?

play.empyriamc.com

Goofy Goobers

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

So that everyone knows, not everything on the server is finished! I am working on it though!

Dynmap – http://142.4.207.221:8052/

If you’re ever on the server and something doesn’t work, is broken, or isn’t properly set up, do not be afraid to ping me in Discord and tell me!

There’s more server information on PlanetMinecraft! https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/goofy-goobers/

142.4.207.221:25606

AUAnarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Potions Brewed:	67
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Votes:	105
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28

AUAnarchy is a new Australian-hosted 1.20.4 Minecraft anarchy server.

We originally started back in 2021 and have now brought it back with updated plugins for speed-hack prevention and server hardware.

The world has been wiped since then so connect quickly to get a head-start!

– Australian Hosted! – 1.20.4! – Hacks Allowed!

mc.auanarchy.com

Garrettmc Network

Anarchy, Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Emeralds Found:	4016

Hello and welcome to the Garrettmc network :). We have a variety of games to choose from, we have Minigames, Murder-Mystery, Skyblock, Classic smp, Smp, factions, creative, and an anarchy server as well. We know that the server wasn’t the best in the past and we are actively working toward making a higher quality server experience. We hope to see you on the server :), have a good day.

mc.garrettmc.org

ChargedCreeper

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	255	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ores Mined:	1938	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

We use plugins to enhance your experience in Minecraft. Each one is carefully selected and configured to offer you a challenging and rewarding experience with replayability in mind while also keeping your progress safe! We aim to reduce bloat and poor performance on our server to keep your playing experience as smooth as possible.

We aren’t just another SMP server. Our goal is to expand on the existing vanilla content in such a way that traditional mechanics are minimally affected. With the litany of servers available at your disposal, you may ask “Why should I join Charged Creeper?”. To answer that question: Simply join our server anytime, any place on any platform and see for yourself. There are no whitelist’s – no restrictions upon joining – no requirements to join our Discord (although it’s highly encouraged as most of our information regarding rules, commands, etc. will be posted there!).

161.129.182.23

GoPlay MC

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

We are proudly a premium gaming network with a no pay-to-win framework, donations maintain the platforms and enhance your gaming journey. Join us for a fair and enjoyable gaming experience! Our Road Map! Creative Server Launch: Early 2024 • Feedback and bug fixes

Arcade Server (Beta) Launch: Mid 2024 • TNT Tag • Spleef • Hide and Seek • Murder Mystery • Feedback and bug fixes • More T.B.A

Lets.GoPlayMC.Net

iConic SMP 4.0

KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

iConic SMP 4.0, The latest season released by iCave developers for Minecraft enthusiasts! This server offers an exhilarating PvP experience with custom tools and armors, as well as a sprawling PvP arena for epic battles. Players can look forward to daily, weekly, and monthly rewards and giveaways, making every moment on the server exciting.

With a diverse audience including Twitch and YouTube streamers, iConic SMP 4.0 is a vibrant community where players can engage with their favorite content creators. The server also features a robust Job system, allowing players to carve out their own path and progress accordingly.

Custom ranks available through the webstore and crates that can be earned or purchased add an extra layer of excitement to the gameplay. Additionally, the server offers a unique feature where players can obtain tool skins from crates or by completing quests, allowing them to showcase their individuality.

iConic SMP 4.0 is built on a normal vanilla Minecraft foundation, ensuring that players can seamlessly access all the custom tools upon joining. Whether you’re on game version 1.8 or 1.20.4, you can dive into the action at play.iconicsmp.xyz. Don’t forget to check out the webstore at store.iconicsmp.xyz for additional perks and items to enhance your gaming experience!

play.iconicsmp.xyz

GearsMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Potions Brewed:	82	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Crops Grown:	8923
Gods Slained:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

(For bedrock, use ip: gearsmc.com:19132)This community was founded on my love and passion for cars and the automotive industry, and well everything with gears. All players are welcome. If you are looking for a laid back, chill, and diverse place to chat with new people and make friends, all while enjoying car talk, you’ve found the right place. Currently there are 3 servers available to play in GearsMC. Factions, Survival, Anarchy. Three separate servers with three separate vibes. Join now and decide which will be your home. By default, you will join the Factions server as that is currently receiving the most attention from admins regarding constantly improving aspects of the server every day to be more enjoyable for you, our players.I look forward to playing with you! The ip is just gearsmc.com Sincerely, – Luke (drivefast)

gearsmc.com

WheatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2620
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Embark on an epic journey in WheatSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets strategy! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, protect your turf with claiming, and master unique skills. Embark on quests that challenge your wit and courage, unlocking in-game achievable ranks along the way. Join WheatSMP for an immersive experience where every block you break and every battle you win propels you towards greatness! Are you ready to conquer the WheatSMP world? Join now!

Play.WheatSMP.Com

Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Alien Abductions:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Magic Items Found:	6174	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Buildings Constructed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207

37.10.106.146

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Alien Abductions:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

play.obsidianodyssey.net

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7580
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	12

morefun.apexmc.co

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

LegendFactions.lets.game:2011

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	9476	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Dimension Hops:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	15

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

mc.rank.lv