Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is already from China, just like the cheap chink shit you see on various sites. Join us as we discuss the most outrageous deals and products that will make you question reality.

First rule of our server: if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. But who cares when you can get a knockoff diamond sword for half the price?

Check out our useful links for TWS IEM reviews, a new guide that’s a work in progress, and even a wiki dedicated to chink shit general. And don’t forget to click on the Mergeboss links, where you can post your own unbelievable finds.

Looking for headphones or earbuds? Head over to /g/iemg. Need a cheap smartphone recommendation? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, check out /vr/hhg for all the latest deals.

Join us for some hilarious discussions and insane stories about the craziest products you can find online. Who needs real diamonds when you can have a pixelated knockoff version in Minecraft? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s explore the world of cheap chink shit together.

Tespaxo

Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Meteorites Collected:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

Are you looking for a friendly community? A nice server to have fun in, With also a minecraft survival multiplayer server? Oh boy, You have come exactly to the right place. Tespaxo is a fun discord server with an SMP, In the SMP we have no griefers and kind people who give you free stuff, The discord server is detailed with over 350 members who are active, We have seriously the best and kindest staff, and the best owner you’ll ever meet in your life, If you are saying no, You are missing a big opportunity, But its okay! Its compeletly your choice. Soo, If you wanna join, See the links!

Tespaxo.aternos.me:21941

Not an smp

smp

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

This is a 1.18.2 survival smp server, this server includes custom items and crates, and none pay to win

notansmp.apexmc.co

Cristalix – Demaster streams Minecraft server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8012
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Enchantments Applied:	191
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to the unique game server Cristalix – your path to an exciting world of diversity and fun! Our server provides a unique combination of mini-games, anarchy and exciting adventures for all Minecraft lovers. Are you ready to become part of this exciting online community?

A real holiday for gamers awaits you on the Cristalix server! We offer a wide range of mini-games to satisfy even the most discerning players. From exciting PvP battles to challenging puzzles, there is something for everyone. Choose your path and immerse yourself in the magical world of diversity.

Our server also prides itself on anarchy – there are no limits, only your imagination sets the rules! Create unique buildings, take part in crazy adventures and interact with other players in this virtual world without borders. Here you are free to embody your wildest ideas.

One of our special heroes is popular YouTuber Demaster! Join the Cristalix server to play with him, participate in his exciting streams, and even possibly become part of his team in exciting games. This is a unique opportunity to meet great gaming personalities right here on our server!

Server IP: start.playmc.su – remember this address and join us right now! Cristalix is not just a server, it is a place where the entire Minecraft world comes to life in all its glory. Here you’ll find adventure, friends and fun – everything you need for an unforgettable Minecraft experience. Don’t miss your chance to be part of our amazing community!

crist.playmc.su

Skywarriors

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	381
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Animals Bred:	69

Skywarriors is new high quality skywars server, server is beta now so come to play and give reviews!

135.181.221.45:25605

sino smp

Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	256
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Sino smp is an smp with custom many custom items, 5+ bosses, 20+ armor sets, coin system, class system, shops and much more! no mods or extra downloads needed, all you need is minecraft 1.16.5! if you decide to join the server, I highly recommend joining the discord for, tips, update leaks and giveaways!

sinosmp.apexmc.co

Cubenet network

Creative, smp, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
New Chunks Explored:	857088	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Welcome to the server description page. Here you can find out more about CubeNet and what you can do here:

You have gamemodes such as Creative, SMP and Factions that you can play.

On Survival – you can build your base and spend time with friends.On Factions – you follow the normal Factions rules and you can Mine Blocks for Economy. On Creative – you are in a normal Minecraft world but you are in creative mode.

Looking for volunteers to help with the server moderation – YOU WILL NOT BE PAID.

IP: cubenet.mysrv.us

cubenet.mysrv.us

ReallyWorld – Doomer went hunting Minecraft server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5746
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	988
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

I present to your attention a unique Minecraft server – ReallyWorld! This is a world where your possibilities are unlimited and your adventures are endless. Join us at start.playmc.su and immerse yourself in an exciting experience that will not leave you indifferent.

? **Anarchy and Freedom**

ReallyWorld is a place where there are no rules and no restrictions. Your creativity and ability to survive will be your main allies. Create, build, explore – in this world, your story is written by yourself.

? **Mini-games for everyone**

Take a break from adventure and plunge into exciting mini-games. Challenge your friends to epic battles or compete with new acquaintances to determine who is the real champion.

? **Vulture and Intrigue**

Raise your sword and join the battle for territories. Griefing is not just a part of the game, it is an art. Fight for your place in this dynamic world where only the strongest survive.

? **Murder Contracts**

Become a hitman and complete exciting contracts. Your skill and stealth will be your main weapons in this dangerous game. Can you pass the test and earn a reputation in ReallyWorld?

? **Lots of Interesting Features**

From dynamic events to unique resources, ReallyWorld offers endless opportunities for development and adventure. And every action you take will leave a mark on the history of this wonderful world.

Join ReallyWorld at start.playmc.su and become part of an exciting world where every moment is a new adventure. Incredible opportunities and exciting events await you. Get ready for incredible challenges!

reallyworld.playmc.su

Furry Murray Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Emeralds Found:	3593
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Alien Abductions:	3

Family friendly Minecraft Survival server with an RPG twist! Mana, Skills, Jobs, Quests, Dungeons and much more!!!!

167.114.119.131:25594

mpender

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1181
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

My discord is Robert123456#9041 Hi this is my new SMP for Minecraft Java and its a fresh map NO HACKING AT ALL IF CAUGHT = PERM BAN The end is open and soo is the nether The Server will start when anyone joins (it takes ~1 minute to start up) and shutsdown when no one is on it after 3 minutes THIS IS FOR JAVA ONLY Have Fun no spawn protect griefing is allowed

mpender.exaroton.me

Blockers smp

PvP Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Towns Built:	3	Buildings Constructed:	36
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to Blockers SMP! This is a Lifesteal SMP where the player starts its own team/faction and fights to the death against other players. Each time you die you loose a heart and when you kill an other player you steal their heart the concept is simple and easy! I hope you enjoy!

104.223.108.102

🚀 DYNAMITEMC ❤️ TAKE DONATION ➫ /FREE 💎 Minecraft server

Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

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All versions above 1.8.8 are available!

— Free donate for time

— Spawn in the style of Cyberpunk 2077

— Issuing donation currency to the best players every month

— More than 20 types of transport< /p>

— More than 15 types of weapons

— Start Trek items with kill counters!

— Parkour, spliff, trampolines, games, lucky blocks and much more…

— Custom dynamites with explosion power up to x100

— Competitions and clan tops

— No wipes

< p>— No cheaters

— No cheating for donations

▯ IP: DynMC.dynmc.ru

▮ Website: DynamiteMc.ru

▯ VKontakte: vk.com/DynamiteMc

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mr35.dynamitemc.ru

SlappedLambCraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	New Chunks Explored:	173249
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Dimension Hops:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Everyone is welcome ! Active Community , friendly Ops ! Griefing is Not Tolerated ! Also Join Our Discord !

146.59.220.219:25576

WP Funland

Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9878
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Roller Coasters, Haunted Houses, Boats and much more! Join WP Funland now with your whole Minecraft and enjoy a great day in our park.

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WP Funland is a Minecraft amusement park server built by a group of friends. If you are interested in helping to build our park, please let the Owner and/or Co-Owner know.

play.wpgaming.nl

Bokai mc

Adult, Antigrief, Backpacks, Bukkit, Buycraft, Discord, Donations, Essentials, family friendly, Grief Prevention

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Welcome to BoKai! This is a survival 1.19 MC Java Server.

bokaiMC.com25565

Plugins:Claims + Grief PreventionRegion PostsVoting w/ in game rewardsTreefellerSleep ModShop keepersBackpacksWeb Store

bokaiMC.com

V-PROJECT server Minecraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Hi, friend! Have you been looking for a positive, vanilla Minecraft server with an adequate and responsive administration? Then it’s your choice!

V-PROJECT is a vanilla server on version 1.20.2 with inventory, and adequate administration and players, on which you can play in a pleasant company or start one

d4.aurorix.net:25030