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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 8329 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 2132 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
1. Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. 2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds… and also a pet dragon named Fluffy. 3. Our PvP battles are so intense that players have been known to spontaneously break out into interpretive dance mid-fight. 4. The server owner once rode a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen and emerged victorious, with a crown made of emeralds. 5. We have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with loops and twists that will make your head spin faster than a shulker in a tornado.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself! Remember, it’s not just a server, it’s a wild adventure waiting to happen.