Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Towns Built:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Towns Built:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Magic Items Found:	1775	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magic Items Found:	8482
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	2908	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragons Tamed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.